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Overcome by intense boredom in the pub last night, I devised this very simple and effective way of coming up with new names for real ales.
Like that bloke who invented the Internet, I feel this is too big for me alone and I am gifting it to Rumration for the good of humanity.
Take a word from this list below:
Gimmer's
Bishop's
Old
Fisherman's
Morris Dancer's
Commodore's
Titanic
Chiswick
Ploughman's
Crusty
Stoat's
Speckled
Bosun's
Tinker's
Vicar's
St Steven's
Monk's
Tugger's
Coxswain's
Stortford
Norfolk
Bull's
Whippet's
Olympic
Horseman's
Scruttock's
Todger's
Admiral's
Fox's
Now take a word from the second list below:
Flange
Cockstand
Helm Cheddar
Porter
Revenge
Winkle
Superior
Fuggle
Tagnut
Buttock
Gold
Pecker
Dung Nugget
Clay Pipe
Dangle Berry
Ring Bolt
Ruin
Ramrod
Nipple
Jacksy
Donkey
Snurgle
Knickerdropper
Skip Licker
Grunt Futtock
Balloon Knot
Trombone
Knocker
Steamer
Now combine the two and you have your real ale, for example: 'St Steven's Claypipe.'
In addition you may add an optional suffix or prefix from the list below:
Auld
Owd
Jubilee
Special Vat
Vintage
For example 'Auld Norfolk Skip Licker.'
Hours of fun. Copy and paste the lists and make your own additions.
Edited to add more.
Like that bloke who invented the Internet, I feel this is too big for me alone and I am gifting it to Rumration for the good of humanity.
Take a word from this list below:
Gimmer's
Bishop's
Old
Fisherman's
Morris Dancer's
Commodore's
Titanic
Chiswick
Ploughman's
Crusty
Stoat's
Speckled
Bosun's
Tinker's
Vicar's
St Steven's
Monk's
Tugger's
Coxswain's
Stortford
Norfolk
Bull's
Whippet's
Olympic
Horseman's
Scruttock's
Todger's
Admiral's
Fox's
Now take a word from the second list below:
Flange
Cockstand
Helm Cheddar
Porter
Revenge
Winkle
Superior
Fuggle
Tagnut
Buttock
Gold
Pecker
Dung Nugget
Clay Pipe
Dangle Berry
Ring Bolt
Ruin
Ramrod
Nipple
Jacksy
Donkey
Snurgle
Knickerdropper
Skip Licker
Grunt Futtock
Balloon Knot
Trombone
Knocker
Steamer
Now combine the two and you have your real ale, for example: 'St Steven's Claypipe.'
In addition you may add an optional suffix or prefix from the list below:
Auld
Owd
Jubilee
Special Vat
Vintage
For example 'Auld Norfolk Skip Licker.'
Hours of fun. Copy and paste the lists and make your own additions.
Edited to add more.
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