Real Ale Random Name Generator.

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  1. Overcome by intense boredom in the pub last night, I devised this very simple and effective way of coming up with new names for real ales.


    Like that bloke who invented the Internet, I feel this is too big for me alone and I am gifting it to Rumration for the good of humanity.


    Take a word from this list below:


    Gimmer's
    Bishop's
    Old
    Fisherman's
    Morris Dancer's
    Commodore's
    Titanic
    Chiswick
    Ploughman's
    Crusty
    Stoat's
    Speckled
    Bosun's
    Tinker's
    Vicar's
    St Steven's
    Monk's
    Tugger's
    Coxswain's
    Stortford
    Norfolk
    Bull's
    Whippet's
    Olympic
    Horseman's
    Scruttock's
    Todger's
    Admiral's
    Fox's

    Now take a word from the second list below:


    Flange
    Cockstand
    Helm Cheddar
    Porter
    Revenge
    Winkle
    Superior
    Fuggle
    Tagnut
    Buttock
    Gold
    Pecker
    Dung Nugget
    Clay Pipe
    Dangle Berry
    Ring Bolt
    Ruin
    Ramrod
    Nipple
    Jacksy
    Donkey
    Snurgle
    Knickerdropper
    Skip Licker
    Grunt Futtock
    Balloon Knot
    Trombone
    Knocker
    Steamer


    Now combine the two and you have your real ale, for example: 'St Steven's Claypipe.'


    In addition you may add an optional suffix or prefix from the list below:


    Auld
    Owd
    Jubilee
    Special Vat
    Vintage

    For example 'Auld Norfolk Skip Licker.'


    Hours of fun. Copy and paste the lists and make your own additions.


    Edited to add more.
     
    Last edited: Feb 8, 2013
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  2. Excellent!

    Going to have fun in the pub with this in about half an hour ^^
     
  3. Bulls Dung Nugget for me, ABV 3.6 so a good session beer.
     
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  4. I fancy a pint of Gimmer's Ramrod, Jubilee edition.

    A dark hoppy bitter with a heady nose, ABV 5.4% so more of an occasional beer.
     
  5. Aye, crimbo ale.
     
  6. Real Ale Twats :grin:


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  7. 2DD on the lash
     

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  8. Auld Admiral's Nipple has a certain ring to it ... 4.7% Golden Ale
     
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  9. I'd like to make it quite clear at this point that I'm a confirmed lager drinker, I very rarely drink ale.

    Anyone for a pint of Stortford Gruntfuttock?

    Light IPA style brew with a floral nose and citrus finish, very refreshing at just 3.8% ABV. A good summery brew.
     
  10. As long as it refreshes the parts that others can't.....you can call it what you like.....Heinekin schminiken bellringers bollocks sounds OK after several quaffs.
     
  11. A long time ago while I was on a course up at QA Hosptial (before the flattened that monstrosity on the hill at Cosham) a few of us used to go to the pub in the middle of the monstrosity for a DTS. Landlord (ex matelot) always referred to larger as "Pint of Poofters" ... and if I'm getting a round in its something I always say ... 3 pints of HSB* and a Pint of Poofters! (*Other beers are available and probably taste better).
     
  12. Scruttles Old Dirigible has a nice ring about it.
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  13. A little drop of "Jennies Growler" alway had my vote.
     
  14. Auld Bishops Skip Licker has a certain tang
     
  15. Auld Tugger's Pecker sounds as though it my attract a few fans around here.
     
  16. Some more for the list:

    Take a word from this list below:



    Gimmer's
    Bishop's
    Old
    Fisherman's
    Morris Dancer's
    Commodore's
    Titanic
    Chiswick
    Ploughman's
    Crusty
    Stoat's
    Speckled
    Bosun's
    Tinker's
    Vicar's
    St Steven's
    Monk's
    Tugger's
    Coxswain's
    Stortford
    Norfolk
    Bull's
    Whippet's
    Olympic
    Horseman's
    Scruttock's
    Todger's
    Admiral's
    Fox's
    Lumberjack's
    Woodclanger's


    Now take a word from the second list below:


    Flange
    Cockstand
    Helm Cheddar
    Porter
    Revenge
    Winkle
    Superior
    Fuggle
    Tagnut
    Buttock
    Gold
    Pecker
    Dung Nugget
    Clay Pipe
    Dangle Berry
    Ring Bolt
    Ruin
    Ramrod
    Nipple
    Jacksy
    Donkey
    Snurgle
    Knickerdropper
    Skip Licker
    Grunt Futtock
    Balloon Knot
    Trombone
    Knocker
    Steamer
    Gummer
    Shuffle
    Rimjob
    Shirtlifter
     
  17. One from my heart... Coxswain's helm cheddar. 6.3% dark ale
     
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  18. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    Clanky's Bilge Bile.

    A strong ale that takes some getting used to. Not for the faint at heart, but once hooked you'll love it.
     

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