Overcome by intense boredom in the pub last night, I devised this very simple and effective way of coming up with new names for real ales. Like that bloke who invented the Internet, I feel this is too big for me alone and I am gifting it to Rumration for the good of humanity. Take a word from this list below: Gimmer's Bishop's Old Fisherman's Morris Dancer's Commodore's Titanic Chiswick Ploughman's Crusty Stoat's Speckled Bosun's Tinker's Vicar's St Steven's Monk's Tugger's Coxswain's Stortford Norfolk Bull's Whippet's Olympic Horseman's Scruttock's Todger's Admiral's Fox's Now take a word from the second list below: Flange Cockstand Helm Cheddar Porter Revenge Winkle Superior Fuggle Tagnut Buttock Gold Pecker Dung Nugget Clay Pipe Dangle Berry Ring Bolt Ruin Ramrod Nipple Jacksy Donkey Snurgle Knickerdropper Skip Licker Grunt Futtock Balloon Knot Trombone Knocker Steamer Now combine the two and you have your real ale, for example: 'St Steven's Claypipe.' In addition you may add an optional suffix or prefix from the list below: Auld Owd Jubilee Special Vat Vintage For example 'Auld Norfolk Skip Licker.' Hours of fun. Copy and paste the lists and make your own additions. Edited to add more.