Readers Digest?

#1
Does anyone in the entire solar system know anyone...friend of a cousins
next door neighbour..mates great granny twice removed...etc etc who has
actually won the Readers Digest Prize F***ing Draw??!!
I want to know if its worth posting all the crap back in the hope of being
the "Lucky Ticket Owner"
 
#2
Absolute knowledge have I none.
But my aunt`s washerwomans sisters son
Heard a policemean on his beat
Say to a labourer on the street
That he had a letter just last week-
A letter that he did not seek-
From a chinese merchant in Timbuctoo,
Who said that his brother in Cuba knew
Of an Indian Chief in a Texas town
Who got the dope from a circus clown,
That a man in Klondyke got it straight
From a guy in an South American state,
That a wild man over in Borneo
Was told by a woman who claimed to know
etc etc
anon
 
#3
Just dump the paperwork -- its a load of crap.

The No envelope will never get opened and the yes envelope will give you
a freebie as long as you sign the Direct debit form. To cancel the DD is a pain aswell.

If you reply you will get on the real mailing list and get even more of the shite that they send out!!
 
#4
Guess its back to the Premium Rate Telephone Competition
Phone ins then??

Anyone ever won any good stuff in Comps, or been on Telly and
won stuff at all?
 
#5
Apparently I could have won a million pounds several times if I'd returned those envelopes, but I just couldn't be arsed.

So, really, I'm a multimillionaire now - sort of.

OK girls, form a queue!
 

dixie_gooner

Lantern Swinger
#6
bigbaddog said:
Anyone ever won any good stuff in Comps, or been on Telly and
won stuff at all?
I won £500 on a competition sponsored by Pirate FM last summer. The prize was actually £1000, but I was tied with a 10 year old girl with her arm in plaster and given the option of having a tie break question or splitting it 50/50. I had to go for the latter as A) I was worried I would get lynched and B) it would of probably been a question on the Tellytubbies
 
#7
dixie_gooner said:
bigbaddog said:
Anyone ever won any good stuff in Comps, or been on Telly and
won stuff at all?
I won £500 on a competition sponsored by Pirate FM last summer. The prize was actually £1000, but I was tied with a 10 year old girl with her arm in plaster and given the option of having a tie break question or splitting it 50/50. I had to go for the latter as A) I was worried I would get lynched and B) it would of probably been a question on the Tellytubbies
My missus won 2 tickets to Gweek Seal Sanctuary once from some
womens mag.....that was a fecking thrilling day I can tell you! :roll:
 
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