Read the ******* sign Numbnuts.

hobbit

War Hero
Whether we like it or not the average person like me will have a go at anything. How many people have died trying to beat the red light or train approaching a crossing? lots I suggest. With the bollards in question if that's the best traffic authorities can come up with they should be sacked. Allowances must be made for the public and in my opinion a potential death trap has been created. These folks are just ordinary people and should not be placed in danger by such stupid and dangerous ideas. Why create a risk?
 
hobbit said:
Allowances must be made for the public and in my opinion a potential death trap has been created. These folks are just ordinary people and should not be placed in danger by such stupid and dangerous ideas. Why create a risk?

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU ON! For goodness sake! Does that mean that we cannot have say

1. Airplanes - because some dangerous person might fly it into a building?
2. Hot cups of coffee - because some gormless nerk might spill it over themselves?
3. Trains moving at 125mph - because some sad pathetic person with a deathwish might throw themselves under it?
4. Knives - you might cut your hand off whilst slicing a tomato
5. Steps - because you might fall down one and break your leg?
6. Strimmers - because you might be the perpetrator of the death of thousands of innocent insects?
7. Cigarettes - because people with a will of their own might smoke, and become addicted and then get some vile and well publised disease of the lungs?
8. Superglue - because it might accidently go in your eye when you are glueing and stick your eye together?
9. Chocolate - because you could get addicted and then get fat and your husband could run off with your best mate, leaving you sad and alone?
10. Elephants - because when they get angry with people in cars they charge them and they are really big and vicious?

I am sure that the forum can come up with many other examples. Life is a HUGE risk but it is my motto that you only have one so live it.

PS Do not laugh, I fell off a step in Barcelona and broke my leg in 3 places.
 
Did you Hig? And in what way was that dangerous?

1. Did Mrs Hig find out and cut your bits off?
2. Did you get tangled in her underarm hair and it take two weeks to find your way out?
3. Or perhaps you now have an unhealthy addiction to Gauloises or garlic?
 

slim

War Hero
Nutty said:
higthepig said:
Of course its dangerous, do you trust the French? She had teeth.

Wot up her F++++, strange people

Nutty

A British denture wearer puts her teeth in a glass of water overnight. Just what this froggy does with her teeth is of no concern to anyone, apart from Higs of course
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
rosinacarley said:
I am sure that the forum can come up with many other examples. Life is a HUGE risk but it is my motto that you only have one so live it.

That's your career as an ambulance chasing lawyer over before its started then! :)
 

andym

War Hero
I think Hobbit hs spent too much time in Hobbiton in his cosy Hobbit Hole!Just you wait till Farmer Maggot catches you picking his magic Mushrooms!
 
andym said:
I think Hobbit hs spent too much time in Hobbiton in his cosy Hobbit Hole!Just you wait till Farmer Maggot catches you picking his magic Mushrooms!


Sorry Andym I agree with the Hobbit . Its a dangerous idea as seen on the CCTV clip---------in other cities they have bus lanes and camera's-if you are in a bus lane you get fined .
No anti tank traps required .

And one day a bus will have a defective sensor and the bollards will stay up ---then one almighty traffic jam cos the bus can't move. Or the bollards timing device will malfunction and trap a bus ---

More council tax money mis spent
 

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