Random thoughts

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"I am not available right now, but



Thank you for caring enough to call.



I am making some changes in my life.



Please leave a message after the



Beep. If I do not return your call,



You are one of the changes."






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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother."



Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER."



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What is the definition of Mistress?



Someone between the Mister and Mattress.



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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?*



Stress is when wife is pregnant,*



Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,*



and Panic is when both are pregnant.*



**************************************************








A woman asks man who is traveling with six children,



"Are all these kids yours?"*



The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these



are customer complaints".



**************************************************








A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"*



Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.



Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential."



**************************************************








A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.



Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"



"Not yet," she replied.
 
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