Random Monty Python Quotes

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  1. Not so bad once you're up?
  2. You luckyyyy bastard!! - 'The Life of Brian'
  3. "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh...â€
  4. 'Now, fcuk off'
  5. He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
  6. "Do you get wafers with it" - The Albatross sketch, to which the reply comes:
    "Of course you don't get wafers with it you [email protected], it's a bloody sea bird"
  7. 'No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting'

    Should not take a genius to come up with the sketch for that quote
  8. What have the Romans ever done for us?

  9. Would sir like a wafer? It is only a little one!

    F*&k off I'm stuffed!


    It's a dead parrot!


    I will not buy this tobacconists it is scratched!


    Does she go? Does she go your missus?

    Nudge, nudge, wink, wink a nods as good as a wink to a blind bat
  10. "Rule 1 - no pooftas" accredited to, and uttered many times by, Graham Chapman (bless his cotton socks) :lol:

    check out:


    for a larf, this fine sunny POET'S day :thumright:
  11. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  12. Spam Spam Spam Spam
  13. Our chief weapon is fear and surprise;..........our two chief weapons are fear and surprise and.........
  14. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries...
  15. my hovercraft is full of eels
  16. "And Nietszche has been booked, he's been cautioned for accusing Confucious of having no free will"
  17. Is this the right room for an argument????
  18. "Blessed are the cheesemakers"
  19. "I got better" :dwarf:

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