Random Monty Python Quotes


War Hero
"Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh...â€


'No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting'

Should not take a genius to come up with the sketch for that quote


Lantern Swinger
Would sir like a wafer? It is only a little one!

F*&k off I'm stuffed!


It's a dead parrot!


I will not buy this tobacconists it is scratched!


Does she go? Does she go your missus?

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink a nods as good as a wink to a blind bat
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