Wrens are great when their young and plump at raleigh. But not long after their first draft and the fat arse has been drawn out of stores its a little bit like shagging a builder (i should know...) Theres also nothing worse than a bird using pussers speak!
Have to concur on that one blobbs. Got caught chatting up an RAF Cpl at Birmingham airport whilst waiting to transfer a couple of medivaced troops from Iraq. Was doing well until our arrival at Sellyoak and having dropped off the wounded the conversation went something like this.
Colleague to me "you ex army then" Me "**** off army" Another colleague. "You RAF then??" Me "******* crab you have got to be joking" Female RAF Cpl "Whats wrong with the RAF"?? Me "Erm think fast how am i going to save this?? Oh fcuk it!! "They walk sideways and didnt dissapoint me today by showing up late when the troops on the ground are pissed off"
Female RAF Cpl gives me look of death and thins out ME Oh well my missus is far better looking than you anyway although that rig she's wearing..........