2_deck_dash said:Alfacharlie said:I think me and 2DD would of been oppo's. Good ol' snaggy rating, nice.
Gotta love a snagged up individual. I think I first realised I wanted to be a snaggy rating when I watched the Killick of my mess shave in the piss bucket one morning. I watched in awe as he dunked his Mach 3 into the fizzing, steamy bucket of urine, vomit and quickstrip and removed his beard.
From then it was a downward spiral into snagdom, I ate my first piece of sweetcorn from the sewage treatment plant tank the very next day and realised it was definitely the way forward. Since then my Naval career has been a blur of various bodilly fluids, the contents of a number of COSHH lockers, ladies clothing and anti flash.
Perv. the rest is understandable but anti-flash FFS. Are there no depths you won't plumb