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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Here we go again.. when will it stop??? Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

    The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

    Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

    The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

    The guy says,

    "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

    The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

    Boom boom!!!!
  2. I'm oirish,an know the feeling, i stabbed a black once,who was shouting,"give me seven inches an make me bleed",feckin size queen.
  3. I's bin lookin fe'r you's, you Irish bastard, fuckin stab a bro in de back den crow y'all a honky ******.
  4. Well wot do u 'xpect? knife in the back eh, its cnuts like u wot gets coonz a bad name,muggin a easy honky wurya! Suggest you get your 100m sprint time down.I'm really sorry; not rascist at all,just do not like disloyalty,i waz the innocent you shagged on whaley, i had only been out for a quick pint at the air ballon,an got lost finding BELFAST,Oirish yasee,an now your braggin about it!
    I have never served i do not know wot a green rub iz,or a goffa,or any other jakspeek, we have not formally been introduced,u must tell me more about yourself,elsewhere on DL,maybe we can be **** buddies again!
  5. I iz da lucky one rumrat, i got a fit black lady last night in town, i tink what they say tis true, once you have black you wont go back, me smiling aaaaaaalllllll day maaaaan! i love the bubble bum on the biatch! Peace out bro. :)
  6. De Belfast. Man dat was one big canoe and parked so nice next to that posh blue boat.
    Being black I is uzed to get stab inde back so no worry.
    I gora ly down now, dey been a earthquake and me lips is rippeling .
    Respect bro,
    Rasta rumrat.
  7. PM 4 rumrat,your lip ripple was right,i've just got a Tsunami warning,any chance of a you giving me a blowjob? Oh feckin jeez,pressed wrong feeckin button
    Last edited: Apr 17, 2011
  8. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer


    Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London . Paddy looked in one
    of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read,
    "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair".

    Paddy said to his pal, "Mick look at the prices! We could buy a whole lot
    dose and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune. Now when we
    in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all da talking ‘cause if they hear our
    accents, they might think we’re thicko’s from Ireland and try to screw us..
    I'll put on my best English accent.”

    “Roight y'are Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will. You do all da
    business” said Mick.

    They go in and Paddy said in a posh voice,
    "Hello my good man. I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100
    shirts at £2..00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50
    each. I'll back up me truck ready to load ‘em on, so I

    The owner of the shop said quietly, "You're from Ireland , aren't you?"
    "Well yes," said a surprised Paddy. "What gave it away?"

    The owner replied, "This is a dry-cleaners."
  9. Janner UR a TWAT,i will not read your posts in the morning any more,i'vr just pissed myself,this usually only happens late evening.

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