When Admiral Ffont-Bittocks (Tenniel Evans) said to S/Lt Phillips (Leslie Phillips)
"I shall never see how you got through to Dartmouth" Phillips replied "Oh! Quite simple sir. You turn left at Lyme Regis"
Can never get my head around most of these so called fictions - they nearly all look staged (funnily enough), once you've been part of it for real. Many of the early films depicting actual events come off pretty good, Yangtse Incident, Battle of the River Plate, Sink the Bismark etc..