Greendeath
Lantern Swinger

Yeah though I walk through the valley in the shadow of death, I shall fear no Evil. Because I'm the biggest baddest meanest mother fcuker in the valley.
Greendeath
Greendeath
Moojuice! said:You sound like a pussy to me G.D.?
Good to see that despite the early morning rants you can still get out of your pit at 6:30, or are you just coming back to the hammock!!Moojuice! said:Hey ! Good man yourself G.D .....
I get zapped all the time for answering folk on here "after midnight" & 3 sheets to the wind!!
Welcombe to the club!
Moo!
sweeney said:ahhh the I'm twatted announcements! Ferking genius. Had a burst of it on Friday. Went out on the works xmas lunch do. Most of the people you work with are total twats. "So, lets be open and honest" thinks I and after a few wines I tells them what I thinks of them (whilst nicking and drinking everybodys free wine).
Then I stagger off into the night approx 20.00 local to go home. Falls asleep on the train, wake up in chester. Have a scoop and get the train back getting off at the right place. Get a chinky get home, tell the wife what I've done and how great I am.
HOWEVER... At some point between the chinky and home, I managed to piss meself, and fall over. I also, in my boz eyed state, dropped said chinky on expensive table and I seem to have fucked it up as one of the legs seems to be doing an emergency breakaway... Chinky all over the deck, wife choppy.
Gets to work this morning (having had monday off) and its sea state ******* 12! Apparently I told my boss that he is a nice guy but an absolute c**t at work... and I appear to have made some kind of suggestion about pouring my AFFF all over the young lass who is on work experience.
Could this be the first alcohol related outburst of xmas (unless GD's valley of death was due to an xmas binge)?
Greenie said:sweeney said:ahhh the I'm twatted announcements! Ferking genius. Had a burst of it on Friday. Went out on the works xmas lunch do. Most of the people you work with are total twats. "So, lets be open and honest" thinks I and after a few wines I tells them what I thinks of them (whilst nicking and drinking everybodys free wine).
Then I stagger off into the night approx 20.00 local to go home. Falls asleep on the train, wake up in chester. Have a scoop and get the train back getting off at the right place. Get a chinky get home, tell the wife what I've done and how great I am.
HOWEVER... At some point between the chinky and home, I managed to piss meself, and fall over. I also, in my boz eyed state, dropped said chinky on expensive table and I seem to have fucked it up as one of the legs seems to be doing an emergency breakaway... Chinky all over the deck, wife choppy.
Gets to work this morning (having had monday off) and its sea state ******* 12! Apparently I told my boss that he is a nice guy but an absolute c**t at work... and I appear to have made some kind of suggestion about pouring my AFFF all over the young lass who is on work experience.
Could this be the first alcohol related outburst of xmas (unless GD's valley of death was due to an xmas binge)?
Quite tame that Sweeney at least you didn't grope the Boss's Mrs or get into a fight :lol: :lol:
Greendeath said:Funny this. I went out last weekend and got absolutely crappers. At one point I was performing on the dance floor, as you do, when I slipped over on my arse. I paused for a while before I sprung up and back into action. Thankfully I never spilt any beer as my pint was waiting near by to quench my thirst. Can't remember getting home, only remember the missus winging the next day because I left the key in the door and I left the front door open all night.
No sense of humour some people have they!!!
Greendeath
Greendeath said:Yep a pussy.
I was still crappers from a good runashore the night before and just wrote something that came into my head. ferk knows what that was supposed to mean though!!!
He He or Miaw
Greendeath
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