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Greendeath

Lantern Swinger
Yeah though I walk through the valley in the shadow of death, I shall fear no Evil. Because I'm the biggest baddest meanest mother fcuker in the valley.



Greendeath
 

Greendeath

Lantern Swinger
Yep a pussy.

I was still crappers from a good runashore the night before and just wrote something that came into my head. ferk knows what that was supposed to mean though!!!


He He or Miaw

Greendeath
 

Moojuice!

Badgeman
Hey ! Good man yourself G.D .....

I get zapped all the time for answering folk on here "after midnight" & 3 sheets to the wind!!

Welcombe to the club!

Moo!
 

SILVER_FOX

War Hero
Much better than phoning your nearest and dearest and then wondering why they're not really interested in your run ashore and how good the messy burgers were. :roll:

SF
 

Darkershadeofblu

Lantern Swinger
Moojuice! said:
Hey ! Good man yourself G.D .....

I get zapped all the time for answering folk on here "after midnight" & 3 sheets to the wind!!

Welcombe to the club!

Moo!
Good to see that despite the early morning rants you can still get out of your pit at 6:30, or are you just coming back to the hammock!!
 

sweeney

Lantern Swinger
ahhh the I'm twatted announcements! Ferking genius. Had a burst of it on Friday. Went out on the works xmas lunch do. Most of the people you work with are total twats. "So, lets be open and honest" thinks I and after a few wines I tells them what I thinks of them (whilst nicking and drinking everybodys free wine).

Then I stagger off into the night approx 20.00 local to go home. Falls asleep on the train, wake up in chester. Have a scoop and get the train back getting off at the right place. Get a chinky get home, tell the wife what I've done and how great I am.

HOWEVER... At some point between the chinky and home, I managed to piss meself, and fall over. I also, in my boz eyed state, dropped said chinky on expensive table and I seem to have fucked it up as one of the legs seems to be doing an emergency breakaway... Chinky all over the deck, wife choppy.

Gets to work this morning (having had monday off) and its sea state ******* 12! Apparently I told my boss that he is a nice guy but an absolute c**t at work... and I appear to have made some kind of suggestion about pouring my AFFF all over the young lass who is on work experience.

Could this be the first alcohol related outburst of xmas (unless GD's valley of death was due to an xmas binge)?
 

wkdwren

Badgeman
I got the drunken your young enough to be my daughter and if you were I'd still be bathing you at my unit Christmas do... Not quite the same level but enough to make me avoid him and mistletoe!
 

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