This was a cunning cold war plan to drop oversize super absorbent tampons into the great soviet vodka lakes of Kirsk, thereby depriving the Red Army of it's marching juice and thus it's offensive capability.
Ah yes, it's the RAF REGT's crack AOADDW (Airmobile Operational Airfield Defence Delivery Wing) dropping in a APBK (Air Portable Barrier Kit). The barrier, which is man portable (gen), can be erected in 3 weeks flat by one of their 10 man specialist assembly teams commanded by an Air Vice Marshal. They are so covert, their sub unit's details are not promulgated.
Each member of the these hand picked men (the creme of the RAF REGT - one of the big three) drives his own WMIK and has a personal chef at his disposal.