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Discussion in 'The Quarterdeck' started by chrisredditch, Oct 29, 2006.

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  1. chrisredditch

    chrisredditch

    Heard lots of good replies while im the mob but my favourite was when I had a discussion with my Leading Hand about the England 1966 World Cup squad.

    I remarked that Gordon Banks looked a bit Chinese.
    Quick as a knife the reply came back "Thats why he has Number One on his back!"

    Full marks to Alfie Bower for that one! :lol:
     
    chrisredditch, Oct 29, 2006
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  2. clanky

    clanky War Hero

    Early 90s, Hecla.
    Dabber*1 is showing his oppo a picture of his new pash.

    Dabber*1 "The picture does'nt do her justice"

    Dabber*2 "The f******* US Supreme Court could'nt do her justice"
     
    clanky, Oct 29, 2006
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  3. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Dabber 1 to Dabber 2 on an un-named Leander in the early '90s, discussing who is the best looking Wren onboard. Dabber 1 mentions one in particular, to which Dabber 2 replies: "Feck off! She's so ugly even Sea Dart wouldn't taker her out!"
     
    sgtpepperband, Oct 29, 2006
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  4. Heart-of-Oak

    Heart-of-Oak Badgeman

    A crab once reported this to me:

    Young SAC walks merrily past Female Lieutenant...
    Female Army Lieutenant: "Don't you play compliments in the Air Force?"
    Young SAC: "Sorry Ma'am. Nice Tits"

    A quick way to end up in the slammer apparently.
     
    Heart-of-Oak, Nov 1, 2006
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