A bloke goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex. The foreman takes him round the plant and shows him all the machinery and offers him the job. "What will the role entail exactly?" Asks the man. "Well", says the foreman, "you have to check one in a hundred", and proceeds to remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretches it, holds it up to the lights, then places it over his manhood, then calls the secretary over. She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers down and bends over. The foreman does the business and after he's finished he removes the Durex, stretches it, holds it up to the light again to confirm no holes. "Easy as that", he says. "When do I start?" Asks the man, unable to believe his luck. "Monday, 8:00 sharp!" Naturally, our hero hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night, and is outside the Durex factory waiting to get in at 6:30. Anyway, the production line starts up and the man faithfully counts out 100 ribbed black mambo's (lubricated with ensodol for extra comfort). He picks up the 101st, stretches it, holds it up to the light to check for holes then pulls it over his manhood and calls the secretary over. Over she comes, grabs hold of his manhood, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate him. Rather startled and confused, the man just looks at the secretary who says........... "Sorry, it's company policy. You've got to work a week in hand"