Putin said ...

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  1. ... if he didn't get the games the lads would be over with the mercury syringes ...

    (shortly to be announced on Rivet Leeks)

    tee hee
  2. 'Put your hands in the air'?
  3. Putin said:
    "Gosh! Now that's a surprise. Never expected that. No honestly,
    I was sure it was going to be awarded to Milton Keynes...I didn't
    think we stood a chance....anyway I'd like to thank my mum, dad,
    the Russian Mafia and everyone who put in the time and effort to
    threaten the board of FIFA with long slow lingering deaths. Gosh -
    I'm going to cry now................"

  4. LOL Panorama blows hot air up the ass of Fifa and next minute we dont get through the first stages. omg it could not be any more perfect.

    Now if only we could find some other independant watchdog to **** up the 2012 olympics, that would save us a fortune.
  5. Putin said:

    Fuck me, that didn't cost as much as I thought it was gonna.
  6. Putin to Medvedev..."Tovarich, I told you those bribes to FIFA was money well spent. Now get the lads onto shonky stadium building. Na zdorovje!"
  7. There was FIFA in the bed -
    And the Putin said -
    Roll over! Roll over!
    So they all rolled over,
    And England fell out.


    :blah5: :blah5: :blah5: :blah5:

    Russias still Red
    FIFA's a farce
    England just took one
    Right up the ............

    Russia celebrates as only Russia can:-




  8. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Turns out, it was well worth sponsoring Panorama after all...

  9. We send three millionaires……..Russia sends a blank cheque….

    no brainer….

    History shows that the Great in Great Britain was put there by our ancestors cheating swindling and ripping off anyone and everyone at home and abroad….It seems we have lost the knack…..
  10. "Ha ha - we don't only have spies in the defence department"
  11. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

  12. No, it's from Putin - he is just admitting that not only are they in the defence dep (I bet she wore her top three buttons undone), but in the football circles as well.
    It's just that they never got caught in the footie boardroom.
  13. Well look at it this way folks ....the Russians have at least saved the world from 2 embarrassing opening / closing ceremonies in one decade..........now does anyone know where I can off load some pearly king and queen costumes asap?

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