PUBLIC TOILETS TO BE REPLACED WITH ACTUAL COTTAGES

#1
From the journals of the Daily mash, Britains finest newspaper:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...be-replaced-with-actual-cottages-20080307776/

PUBLIC TOILETS TO BE REPLACED WITH ACTUAL COTTAGES
PUBLIC lavatories across Britain are to replaced with three bedroom cottages in a bid to make furtive cock action safer and more comfortable.




The new home of dirty bum actionA backbench committee of MPs has supported the move after receiving complaints from 'hundreds of anonymous constituents'.

Denys Hatton, MP for Minchinhamptonsteadbury, said: "With the right level of investment we could create illicit sex dens that will be the envy of the world.

"Each cottage will contain three bedrooms for hot private sessions and a cosy living room where you can have a relaxed chat with your new chums.

"There will also be a delightful little kitchen where you can make yourself a refreshing cup of tea between bouts of sleazy cock fun."

The new cottages will also house a row of urinals and cubicles for those who may be nostalgic for the days of grubby bum sessions filled with the aroma of bleach.

Wayne Hayes, a 43 year-old illicit sex enthusiast, said: "Too many of our great Victorian public lavatories have been sold off and turned into private housing.

"Unfortunately many of the new owners do object when you write a note on their wall saying how much you love to suck big, fat dicks
 
#3
But won't the Gay/Bi/Undecided ones ("I'm straight I just like the thrill of sucking [email protected] in public") get all confused?
Now they'll have to talk about 'Going Toileting', oh er perhaps they'll get mixed up with the golden shower brigade and just wanting to use a public toilet for the purpose they were created for will become even more of an 'Experience'.
GET A ROOM.
NZB

PS Slim is your source totally reliable. I may be wrong but.... :thumright:
 
#4
NZ_Bootneck said:
But won't the Gay/Bi/Undecided ones ("I'm straight I just like the thrill of sucking [email protected] in public") get all confused?
Now they'll have to talk about 'Going Toileting', oh er perhaps they'll get mixed up with the golden shower brigade and just wanting to use a public toilet for the purpose they were created for will become even more of an 'Experience'.
GET A ROOM.
NZB

PS Slim is your source totally reliable. I may be wrong but.... :thumright:
I think Slims present source for news is perhaps more accurate than some he has used in the past.
 

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