Public service message for women

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
#1
Because I'm a man,
when I lock my keys in the car, I will
fiddle with a coat hanger long
after hypothermia has set in.
Calling AA is not an option. I will win.

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Because I'm a man
,

when the car isn't running very well,
I will pop the hood and
stare at the engine as if I know what
I'm looking at. If another man
shows up, one of us will say
to the other, 'I used to be able to fix
these things, but now
with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't
know
where to start.' We will then drink a couple of beers.

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Because I'm a man
,

when I catch a cold, I need someone
to bring me soup and
take care of me while I lie in bed and
moan. You're a woman. You never
get as sick as I do, so
for you, this is no problem.
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Because I'm a man
,

I can be relied upon to purchase basic
groceries at the store, like beer,
milk or bread. I cannot be
expected to find exotic items like 'cumin' or
'tofu.' For all I know, these are the same thing.
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Because I'm a man
, when
one of our appliances stops
working, I will insist on taking it apart,
despite evidence that
this will just cost me twice as much once the
repair person
gets here and has to put it back together.
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Because
I'm a man
,
I must hold the television remote
control in my hand while I watch TV. If
the thing has been
misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for
it.....though
one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator..
...
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Because
I'm a man
,
there is no need to ask me what I'm
thinking about. The true answer is
always either sex, cars,
sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something
else when
you ask, so don't ask.
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Because
I'm a man
,
I do not want to visit your mother, or
have your mother come visit us, or
talk to her when she
calls, or think about her any more than I have to.
Whatever
you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see
it.
And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.

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Because
I'm a man
, you don't have to ask me if I liked the
movie. Chances
are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't
...and if you are
feeling amorous afterwards.. ..then I will
certainly at least remember
the name and recommend it to
others.
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Because I'm a man
, I think what you're
wearing is fine. I
thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was
fine,
too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without
it,
looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go
now?

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Because
I'm a man
,
and this is, after all, the year 2013, I
will share equally in the
housework. You just do the laundry,
the cooking, the cleaning, the
vacuuming, and the dishes,
and I'll do the rest...... Like wandering
around in the garden
with a beer wondering what to do.


This has been a public service message for women to better understand men.


 

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