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PTI JOKES ?

MOOSE

Lantern Swinger
Alright Fellas

im at a leaving run on Saturday - bloke is a PTI been in for 20 odd years
Ive been asked to say a few words and am pretty squared off as ive known the fella for a long time
anyone got any PTI Jokes / Dits that i could use or exagerate just to really make him squirm

any help appreciated - try and keep replies reasonably clean if possible

aye
 

trelawney126

War Hero
Not a joke but does anyone remember a POPTI called "Head the Ball"?
Had a face with absolutely flattened features. Story goes that one PTI threw a medicine ball at him and shouted "Head the ball" which he did! Result was painfully obvious for all to see.
 
Got to be a made up story, a PTI

1) Hearing a command
2) Thinking it was for him
3) Turning away from the mirror

Bit far fetched me thinks.
 

MOOSE

Lantern Swinger
He was training IRAQi Navy potential PTIs a few years ago in Umn Quasr

apparently there was some problem is translating

"get up the ropes you fkcin dick splash " would love to know if there is an apporximate translation for that

also got some funnies from his old 365a / rorrs

ie
" a room temperature IQ "
" bright as Alaska in December "
" hes so dense the light bends arround him "
" donated his brain to science before he was finished using it "

etc etc etc
 
Get up the ropes you fckin dick splash in Arabic is Ø£Ùقت الحبول أنت [Ùوك] ديك رشّ
 

MOOSE

Lantern Swinger
Dont want to give any clues to his ID - to protect the incocent
was after any generic PTI dits that i could weave him into -

gen - he did try and transfer out of the branch after an injury but failed the AE 3 s - no duff -absolutley gen !!
 

NotmeChief

Banned
MOOSE said:
Dont want to give any clues to his ID - to protect the incocent
was after any generic PTI dits that i could weave him into -

gen - he did try and transfer out of the branch after an injury but failed the AE 3 s - no duff -absolutley gen !!

Isn't PTI on it's own a joke :)
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
I quit going to Circuits because one of the Clubswingers started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it."

I hate being disturbed when I'm having a sh!t... :oops:
 
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