PTI JOKES ?

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  1. Alright Fellas

    im at a leaving run on Saturday - bloke is a PTI been in for 20 odd years
    Ive been asked to say a few words and am pretty squared off as ive known the fella for a long time
    anyone got any PTI Jokes / Dits that i could use or exagerate just to really make him squirm

    any help appreciated - try and keep replies reasonably clean if possible

    aye
     
  2. Does he have a name as I know an ex PTI that might know him and have some dits. PM me if you prefer.
     
  3. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Whats his nickname? (and I dont mean Clubs)
     
  4. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    How do you drown a PTI...............
     
  5. Not a joke but does anyone remember a POPTI called "Head the Ball"?
    Had a face with absolutely flattened features. Story goes that one PTI threw a medicine ball at him and shouted "Head the ball" which he did! Result was painfully obvious for all to see.
     
  6. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Got to be a made up story, a PTI

    1) Hearing a command
    2) Thinking it was for him
    3) Turning away from the mirror

    Bit far fetched me thinks.
     
  7. He was training IRAQi Navy potential PTIs a few years ago in Umn Quasr

    apparently there was some problem is translating

    "get up the ropes you fkcin dick splash " would love to know if there is an apporximate translation for that

    also got some funnies from his old 365a / rorrs

    ie
    " a room temperature IQ "
    " bright as Alaska in December "
    " hes so dense the light bends arround him "
    " donated his brain to science before he was finished using it "

    etc etc etc
     
  8. Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
     
  9. Get up the ropes you fckin dick splash in Arabic is Ø£Ùقت الحبول أنت [Ùوك] ديك رشّ
     
  10. Dont want to give any clues to his ID - to protect the incocent
    was after any generic PTI dits that i could weave him into -

    gen - he did try and transfer out of the branch after an injury but failed the AE 3 s - no duff -absolutley gen !!
     
  11. Isn't PTI on it's own a joke :)
     
  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Apparently Mickey Mouse wears a PTI watch... :wink:
     
  13. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I quit going to Circuits because one of the Clubswingers started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it."

    I hate being disturbed when I'm having a sh!t... :oops:
     

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