Pt 5 Entries

SAM_The_Man_Dicosta

Lantern Swinger
:p

C'mon everybody, let's here some of your funny Pt 5 entries that you may have seen or read or heard about !

ie: Unfamiliar noise coming from port ecu !

Port ecu ground run carried out, noise now familiar !
 
"something loose in cockpit"

something tightened up in cockpit.


"autopilot erratic at 5,000 feet"

Difficult to check whilst aircraft on ground

"friction levers difficult to move"

Thats why they are called friction levers
 
"Engine made a loud noise at 10'000 ft"
CA: Jacked aircraft to 10k, could not duplicate gripe.

"Noise in port engine sounds like little man with hammer."
CA: Took hammer away from little man.

"Bombs on stations 1 & 4 refused to drop."
CA: Replaced ACU, wrote said named weapons up for dereliction of duty.
 

Grubber

Lantern Swinger
"Auto-land feels bumpy on Touchdown."

-"Auto-land not fitted to this Aircraft."

Think it's part 1 entries now, unless it's changed again this year.
 
AL5 Tank Half empty



AL5 tank half full...!!


and of course, the old favourite.. "Windscreen covered in dead bugs"... "Live bugs placed on demand".
 

jungle_jim

Lantern Swinger
we have serious ones but i love the pinky fav. functional carried out and assessed s once switched on
or once volume set to a readable level
 

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