Pt 5 Entries

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  1. SAM_The_Man_Dicosta

    SAM_The_Man_Dicosta Badgeman

    :p

    C'mon everybody, let's here some of your funny Pt 5 entries that you may have seen or read or heard about !

    ie: Unfamiliar noise coming from port ecu !

    Port ecu ground run carried out, noise now familiar !
     
    SAM_The_Man_Dicosta, Oct 12, 2006
    #1
  2. fishmiester

    fishmiester

    "something loose in cockpit"

    something tightened up in cockpit.


    "autopilot erratic at 5,000 feet"

    Difficult to check whilst aircraft on ground

    "friction levers difficult to move"

    Thats why they are called friction levers
     
    fishmiester, Oct 12, 2006
    #2
  3. junglyAEO

    junglyAEO

    Pedantic mode ON...

    Shouldn't it be Part 3 entries now?

    ...Pedantic mode OFF

    jungly
     
    junglyAEO, Oct 15, 2006
    #3
  4. higthepig

    higthepig

    Port engine missing, after a quick search, port engine found on port wing.
     
    higthepig, Oct 15, 2006
    #4
  5. BootneckYank

    BootneckYank

    "Engine made a loud noise at 10'000 ft"
    CA: Jacked aircraft to 10k, could not duplicate gripe.

    "Noise in port engine sounds like little man with hammer."
    CA: Took hammer away from little man.

    "Bombs on stations 1 & 4 refused to drop."
    CA: Replaced ACU, wrote said named weapons up for dereliction of duty.
     
    BootneckYank, Oct 15, 2006
    #5
  6. Grubber

    Grubber

    "Auto-land feels bumpy on Touchdown."

    -"Auto-land not fitted to this Aircraft."

    Think it's part 1 entries now, unless it's changed again this year.
     
    Grubber, Oct 22, 2006
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  7. empty_vessel

    empty_vessel

    Part 1 you plonker, if it were a Part 3 it would just have a snow clearance number ;)
     
    empty_vessel, Nov 6, 2006
    #7
  8. Joint_Force_Harrier

    Joint_Force_Harrier War Hero

    Seen in an FA2 700C.

    Panel 51 proud of rest of airframe.

    (BZ to rest of airframe)
     
    Joint_Force_Harrier, Nov 9, 2006
    #8
  9. saltactivatedbackache

    saltactivatedbackache

    Post night flying sortie on 849:

    Loud howl heard when obs 2 plugged into intercomm.

    Lt C@%%*ngs no longer authorised to fly during full moon.
     
    saltactivatedbackache, Nov 15, 2006
    #9
  10. shag_shacker

    shag_shacker War Hero

    cant remember the fault but was cleared by

    "stick to pedal interface unit erratic in operation, line replacement unit sent back to workshops"
     
    shag_shacker, Nov 29, 2006
    #10
  11. Phan_E_Rat

    Phan_E_Rat

    AL5 Tank Half empty



    AL5 tank half full...!!


    and of course, the old favourite.. "Windscreen covered in dead bugs"... "Live bugs placed on demand".
     
    Phan_E_Rat, Feb 5, 2007
    #11
  12. jungle_jim

    jungle_jim

    we have serious ones but i love the pinky fav. functional carried out and assessed s once switched on
    or once volume set to a readable level
     
    jungle_jim, Feb 5, 2007
    #12
  13. the_matelot

    the_matelot War Hero Moderator

    'Whining Noise in Cockpit'

    Pilot removed :D
     
    the_matelot, Feb 5, 2007
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  14. malignant

    malignant

    finally somewhere to put this

    -RadAlt not working, probably!

    -RadAlt functionally tested, probably the best rad alt in the world


    -2hz vibration felt through P2 seat rail

    -Pilots ass to be retuned to 2R
     
    malignant, Feb 8, 2007
    #14
  15. Piran

    Piran

    I love these entries.

    these are 100%

    'Canopy too stiff to open' Obviously not if your writing this!

    and by the other watch M1

    'Evidence of hydraulic leak on port outrigger jack' I was so tempted to close it with evidence removed :)
     
    Piran, Feb 9, 2007
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