PSYCHIC MOUSE

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  1. golden_rivet

    golden_rivet Supporters - GCM

    The mouse on my pc may be malfunctioning. The cursor slides across the screen of its own volition :shock: Am I under attack by psychic forces???? It has a light thingy not a roller ball inside (sorry that's not a very tecchy description is it - :oops: ).
     
  2. Lamri

    Lamri New member

    Could be a driver problem more than a hardware problem.
    Try uninstalling the software for it, or try a different USB port.
     
  3. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    kill it, pesky rodents.
     
  4. ex_wasp_L2

    ex_wasp_L2 New member

    could be the mouse mat is on a slope
     
  5. whitemouse

    whitemouse Supporters - GCM

    I had the same problem, buy a new one, it's probably on its way out.
    :smile:
     
  6. Always_a_Civvy

    Always_a_Civvy Supporter - ADC

    I have had the same problem at work with psychomice. I suggest trying to adjust the tracking sensitivity (via its driver software) before administering the last rites to mousey. :wink:
     
  7. Junglie

    Junglie New member

    Is there a strong cross wind?
     
  8. rosinacarley

    rosinacarley War Hero

    Would you like to borrow Vincenzo to put it out of its misery?
     
  9. Always_a_Civvy

    Always_a_Civvy Supporter - ADC

    Poor White mouse...
     
  10. Backpacker1uk

    Backpacker1uk War Hero

    [​IMG]

    HELP IS ON THE WAY
     
  11. whitemouse

    whitemouse Supporters - GCM

    You got that one right Steve - a church mouse is more affluent.... :wink: :lol:
     
  12. Always_a_Civvy

    Always_a_Civvy Supporter - ADC

    I think you may need psychological counselling for the trauma of seeing a piccy of you being held in a Vince's jaws... well your tail anyway. Perhaps you could sue Rosie for inciting mousicide against you! :shock: :grin: :wink: :lol:


    ...Must be worth her surrendering her naval pension over to you... :wink:

    Steve.
     
  13. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Probably a daft statement GR but if its cordless have you tried replacing the batteries
     
  14. whitemouse

    whitemouse Supporters - GCM

    Now that would be nice........that way, I'd not consider calling in the hitmouse squad to have Big Vince !!

    :lol:
     
  15. rosinacarley

    rosinacarley War Hero

    You lot leave my pussy alone!
     
  16. andym

    andym War Hero

    I believe it's whats termed in the IT world as "Knackered"
     
  17. TattooDog

    TattooDog New member

    Calm Down Dear, it's only a mouse!

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Always_a_Civvy

    Always_a_Civvy Supporter - ADC

    Rosie's Pussy or GR's sy-kick mouse? :???: :???: :???:
     
  19. Nutty

    Nutty Supporters - GCM

    Consult the tide tables for your area, its probably Springs now and the mouse is drifting.

    Nutty
     
  20. Always_a_Civvy

    Always_a_Civvy Supporter - ADC

    Could your mouse be drunk?
     

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