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Prrrr! Don't be getting rock ons!

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date
>or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something
>wrong with her, so she divided to seek medical expertise with the well
>known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang.
>
>Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said "OK, take off all
>your crose".
>
>The woman did as she was told.
>
>"Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room".
>
>Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr Chang said "OK, now craw
>reery reery fass back".
>
>As she did Dr Change shook his head slowly.
>
>"Your probwem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I eva
>saw. Dats why you not have sex or dates."
>
>The woman asked anxiously "Oh my god, Dr Chang what is Ed Zachary
disease"?
>
>Dr Chang sighed deeply and replied
>
>"Ed Zachary disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse".
>
 
snapdragon said:
Chalky said:

How disturbing would that be?

I'm shocked and surprised at the weakness of all your stomachs. Maybe i'm cut out to be a stoker, after all :roll:

Snappers I don't think even a stoker would go out with one of those.
Well maybe he would if it was dark and he was sure that his mates wouldn't find out
 

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