Prostitution. Should it be legalised?

slim

War Hero
Is it time for prostitution to be legalised? I mean it would have been much easier for the 95 year old hero to have just driven to the local knocking shop. The chancellor of the exchequer would be able to collect tax from the slappers and disenchanted punters would be able to complain to trading standards
Answers on a condom please
 
I don't see why not, lots of countries have, might stop some of the sex slave trade as well.

I wouldn't personally do the job, but happy to become a pimp!
 
I thought prostitution was legal.

Living off immoral earnings (pimping) is illegal, and I've read about various 'initiatives' (trendy PC buzz words make me want to vomit) to discourage kerb crawling, but the actual act is not illegal.
 
And you get a free maid thrown in.......
Seriously though, sure it should be legalised, what a nonsense, a lot of slags give it up for free, might as well get some income out of it, stop the slappers claiming benefits perhaps.
Cut down on rape, not sure about that though.
 

SILVER_FOX

War Hero
Agree - it should be legalised. Might bring the price down too ... not that I know anything about this sort of thing of course. :roll:

Fox walks away, whistling, with hands beind his back.

SF
 
Streaky said:
I thought prostitution was legal.

Living off immoral earnings (pimping) is illegal, and I've read about various 'initiatives' (trendy PC buzz words make me want to vomit) to discourage kerb crawling, but the actual act is not illegal.
BZ Streaky. You are correct: it IS legal. Like you have also said, what is illegal is pimping, etc.

The legal situation in the UK is documented here:
http://www.ex.ac.uk/~watupman/undergrad/aac/uk.htm

Don't worry - it's easy to read - it's written for undergraduates!

Steve.
 

KATWEEZIL

Lantern Swinger
I'm on a Contract in Amsterdam at the moment. I reckon most of you know the score over here and I can honestly say that legalisation would be the best thing to happen. I actually got talking to one of the lasses who had just got off duty. She was saying that prostitution had been legal in holland for as long as she could remember (I'd put her at about 30-ish) 70% of the "Girls" ('cos some of them ain't 8O ) are pimp-free, They pay tax, Have regular medical check-ups, and pay tax. Believe it or not they also have their own Union called the "Red Thread" Which was actually formed to pressurise the Gov't into letting them pay tax! This was so they could prove employment to get houses/credit cards etc. If you walk around the area there are a few noticable differences to anywhere else in Europe -

a/ You feel safe - there are so many CCTV cameras and police it's unreal.
b/ The only Drugs you see are in coffee shops

the Lass went on to say that the average cost for services was 50 Euros (about 34 quid) so Hig, work it out. How much would it cost you on average mate!

(About 34 notes/week for me - Definitely cheaper! :lol: )
 

Point_West

Midshipman
If it were legalised and regulated in the UK do you think you might get it free if you’re on income support? Or maybe JPA might have a section to claim it back when “geographically relocated†(Drafted).
 
At 50 euros a time, lets say 4 times a week, id be fcuking loaded, i still have to pay when i dont get. Wheres the justice in that?
 
Point_West said:
If it were legalised and regulated in the UK do you think you might get it free if you’re on income support? Or maybe JPA might have a section to claim it back when “geographically relocated†(Drafted).



Yes --fully legalise it and bring it into the open ---

Job adverts would make interesting reading ---------and job interviews would be fcuking great

Might even get Aac into a worthwhile occupation----flogging it instead of flaunting it LOL
 

Point_West

Midshipman
I am now a happy C4 marital cat. The final settlement cost me a fair few grand. So in hind sight an appreciative, attractive and attentive eastern european would have been a frugally sound investment! Especially weighed up against an overweight snake with t^ts who continually whinged and spent money like she actually had a job?

Then again there is internet dating? Like prostitution only free – unless you spring for a couple of sticky wets that is?
 
Greenie said:
Might even get Aac into a worthwhile occupation----flogging it instead of flaunting it LOL
Would they really be so desperate that they'd pay to have sex with a misshapen lump of lard? Are things that desperate I ask? :lol:

I couldn't even get up to sit astride the bloody canon!!! :oops:

 

hobbit

War Hero
As a 100% supporter of marriage I did look at the fleshpots of the various countries I visited but was always wary as with two doses ( one of syph ) it was bye bye boats. Amsterdam was indeed remarkable with the tarts in windows just like a butchers shop. Window shopping was never the same. Spain, La Linea, phonetic spelling, the ladies of the street with their health cards claiming clean. I remember the Spanish tarts wouldn't let anyone touch their breasts as that was for the baby. The revolting exabish , again phonetic spelling , was another educational feature of the Med area and it was an education to realise that many people patronise these places, once was enough for me in my OD days. Despite all that there is a need for this service and yes I believe prostitution should be legal so why ckuf around. With the establishments placed out of town it would clear the streets maybe and cut out kerb crawling. Anyone ufcking without a permit go to gaol and provide freebies for the prisoners. Should be service brothels too to save jack spending his money ashore and dipping his wick in unclean places. Imagine what would the branch name be, fuktrician fukanician?So
why pussy-foot about get cracking there's plenty of openings in this area waiting for people to fill the gap . Seriously, yes should be legalised.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Agreed, but organising it or soliciting for it are not, so it is not always easy or safe for people to enter the industry. Removing the legal impediments to it being an above board industry denies the participants a safe working/enjoying environment and deprives the dear opld chancellor some well deserved tax revenues.

Peter
 

Shakey

War Hero
Of course it should be all legal and above board, I deserve to be paid for the service I provide to womankind.
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
slim Cash call to control prostitution Diamond Lil's 2
MoD_RSS Guidance to parents and guardians: when you should book a coronavirus test for your child MoD News 0
G Should I tell my AFCO? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 3
K Passed medical, what is next and how long should I expect before intake? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 2
MoD_RSS How should competition policy react to coronavirus? MoD News 0
MoD_RSS 8 things you should know about your student loan MoD News 0
C Should I inform my afco about going to doctors? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 6
M Should I join the Reserves or Regular? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 4
MoD_RSS General public should not have to pay for 101 non-emergency calls from tomorrow MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Should an oral hearing be impacted by the coronavirus? MoD News 0
J Joining as a chef, should I join the RFA or the RN? RFA 11
J Should I join the RN or RFA as a chef. Joining the Royal Navy 6
MoD_RSS Housing Secretary: beautiful homes should become 'norm' MoD News 0
P How long before should you prepare for the PJFT? Joining the Royal Navy 20
MoD_RSS Charity can and should lead the way in taking people’s expectations seriously MoD News 0
slim Anyone should be allowed to 'identify' as black regardless of the colour of their skin or background, say university leaders Current Affairs 16
slim Should ID be required when Voting? Current Affairs 36
D Should I wait until PRNC? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 2
slim Should Retired Old and Bold Pharts Leave RR? Diamond Lil's 59
U First deployment coming up soon, what should I bring? RFA 12
MoD_RSS All new rapid chargepoints should offer card payment by 2020 MoD News 0
B What should I do. Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 2
MoD_RSS Speech: International community should be united in demanding peace in Sudan and Darfur MoD News 0
skyvet Chas Cooke (Why Should Britain Tremble) The Book Club 5
B What should I do? UPO/Careers Office 36
MoD_RSS Speech: Effective solutions to gender issues should be sustained: speech by Philip Smith MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: Key facts you should know about the apprenticeship levy MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Speech: ‘What should the Spending Review focus on?’: speech by the Chief Secretary to the Treasury MoD News 0
slim Should the average white person apologise for Slavery? Diamond Lil's 26
MoD_RSS Press release: Damian Hinds: School leaders should ditch email culture to cut workload MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Press release: Girls’ education should be a development priority for the Commonwealth MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Press release: Business and communities should plan now for climate change MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Press release: Five steps motorists should take to avoid deer collisions this autumn MoD News 0
N Should I even be considering this? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 9
B Should I have received an application form in the post? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 2
vauxhall What is Abatement and Why Should I Care? Finance & Pensions 0
T what format and how long should my urn be. Joining the Royal Navy 14
R Should I wait? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 28
Maxpowers AET What aspects of math should I practice? The Fleet Air Arm 52
R How long should I expect to wait for my start date? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 5
TechFin Heading to the Careers Office, Anything I should ask? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 8
S How far past basic fitness requirements should I aim for? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 5
A How much should I be able to squat? Health & Fitness 5
Hooly How can the Navy operate with 35% of PO(ET) missing. Should Industry be taxed for poaching Engineers The Fleet 18
Walter_white Should I do A levels and become an officer even though I've already applied as a rating? Joining the Royal Navy 25
Sumo Just another day at the office or should have been? Miscellaneous 4
U temporary medicaly unfit - how long should it take Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 12
BillyNoMates Every Forum should have its' own theme music. The Gash Barge 1
joeG How much money should i take to raleigh? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 2
Jack90 How long should I wait? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 2
Similar threads


















































Top