"Proper" names for F-35. Suggestions please.

Was anyone else out there horrified to learn that F-35 is going to be called "Lightning 2"? If there's a more gash name for a Naval aircraft I'd love to hear it. I want to start a campaign to get the name changed. Anyone got any good suggestions??

 

Hurricane

 

Thunderbird 2

 

Sea Eagle?

 

Sopwith Dromedary?

 

Darkening

 

Shitehawk?

 

Gannet

 

F**king knew this was a bad idea hahahaha!

 

Combat Ready Air Plane?
Oh, no thats crap

How about Strike Hawk Independant Terrain?
erm, nope (you get the idea!)

Bombing And Low Level Strike ?

 

Puffin.

 

Alan.

Alan the Plane.

Al for short.

 

Combat Utility Naval Trainer ???

 

Fight Until Completely Knackered

 

sea Sprite

Seadog

 

Seasquirt

 

CHAGIYTYHE

Pronounced Chag-e-tee-hee

'Come and Have A Go If You Think You're Hard Enough'

 

how about Puddle Jumper as I doubt it will have the range for anything else

 

We've already got Typhoon - How about Sea Fury?

 

the diana princess of wales boat of hope ( as long as your not shagging a muslim)