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Proof that Girls are EVIL

fishmiester

Banned
Girls require both Time and Money

Therefore we can say

1. Girls = Time x Money

However we all know that time is money

so

2. Time = Money

Therefore

3. Girls = Money x Money

Which can also be shown as

4. Girls = Money 2

It is said though that Money is the Root of all EVIL
SO

5. Money =the square root of EVIL

THEREFORE

6. Girls = (square root of EVIL) 2


So Finally we can conclude

7. Girls = EVIL
 

linemanloz

Midshipman


Been in the inbox a few times.

That and the wrenches will rip your heart out at every opotunity!
 

slim

War Hero
fishmiester said:
Girls require both Time and Money

Therefore we can say

1. Girls = Time x Money

However we all know that time is money

so

2. Time = Money

Therefore

3. Girls = Money x Money

Which can also be shown as

4. Girls = Money 2

It is said though that Money is the Root of all EVIL
SO

5. Money =the square root of EVIL

THEREFORE

6. Girls = (square root of EVIL) 2


So Finally we can conclude

7. Girls = EVIL

Please can I have six or seven evils, preferably aged between 25 and 35
 
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