Looks like your out of luck sweetypie,i dont shag blondes sorry :lol: ,if i am pushed i might consider going down on you but i will have to be really desperate,ok you have a nice sunday afternoon now,bye bye :wink:
She comes to life,let the ferkin party begin,well for a start it was your bad spelling which threw me off course ya bimp,now that i know you have NOT got blonde hair makes it easier for me to make a decision and that is yes i would give you a length of my more than ample salami sword,as for my dick being small well ya cheaky tart thats not what your mum said the other night as i was ramming her to the brim with me goodys ,more meat and two veg chris is what she was screaming for and ferk me side ways missy she got it,over to you sweetness, 8)
u hav got way to much time on ur hands mate! u think ur so funny hey? but i guess thats just another shore fact that u ent never got the girl u was just always the class clown. making up for ur almost none existent manhood by tryin to make people laugh. the whole mother fuckin thing is so old and not in the leased funny mate but i guess ur mother is the woman u **** over ent she? sick ****! god help the poor bitch that does end up with a dick like u. small skinny dick, bad jokes, and likes to screw his mother while she calls his name xx she will have to b some woman.
ps. theres help out there for perves like u its just a matter of admiting u hav a problem lol