Problems with arrse?l

#1
Chaps,
Does anyone know if Arrse is down? Started getting a database error this afternoon on the front page,now getting this

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access / on this server.

Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Done all the geeky stuff stil no joy.... :threaten: computer!
Cheers lads,
Regards,
Spike
 

Guns

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#9
In true Naval fashion we can always act as the fall back. You know how these Army types get when they can't slag off Naval Divers. Mind you we seem to have slagged off the Divers as well. Ignore everything I said. Except my PO(AAW) who reads this and still needs to give me some dates for ranges.

Think thats all.

Must stop drinking and posting.

Carry on!
 
#10
Guns said:
In true Naval fashion we can always act as the fall back. You know how these Army types get when they can't slag off Naval Divers. Mind you we seem to have slagged off the Divers as well. Ignore everything I said. Except my PO(AAW) who reads this and still needs to give me some dates for ranges.

Think thats all.

Must stop drinking and posting.

Carry on!
Excuuussmeee! Royal Air Force,if you dont mind.* :threaten: Nimrods to be exact... :w00t:

*said in the manner of Uncle Andy (Give my head Peace)
 
#11
I'm afraid that this is another symptom of our long running problem which is that basically our ARRSE is too large! Even the progressively more powerful servers we throw at the problem struggle so we are looking at other solutions.
 
#12
Bad_CO said:
I'm afraid that this is another symptom of our long running problem which is that basically our ARRSE is too large! Even the progressively more powerful servers we throw at the problem struggle so we are looking at other solutions.
Goodness - that so makes a change from the comment that the POWrens arrse is too large.

I do not have a large arrse BTW before any of you little smart gits think of starting something.
 
#13
rosinacarley said:
Bad_CO said:
I'm afraid that this is another symptom of our long running problem which is that basically our ARRSE is too large! Even the progressively more powerful servers we throw at the problem struggle so we are looking at other solutions.
Goodness - that so makes a change from the comment that the POWrens arrse is too large.

I do not have a large arrse BTW before any of you little smart gits think of starting something.
We need pics... :rendeer:
 
#15
rosinacarley said:
I do not have a large arrse BTW before any of you little smart gits think of starting something.
I trust Rosie enough to know that's true........she's too sweet to not be honest. See there are still some gentlemen left in the world. :thumright:
 
#18
NZ_Bootneck said:
rosinacarley said:
I do not have a large arrse BTW before any of you little smart gits think of starting something.
You've got a nice pair of norks though, if I may be so bold.
NZB
Would my complaints stop you commenting about my norks? I think no, so therefore I shall just gloss over your coarseness and ill-manners and put it down to the fact that once a Royal, always a Royal!

And thank you T42 for being a gentleman, although I suspect it is also tinged with the fact that you have no wish to get into my knickers!
 

sgtpepperband

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#19
rosinacarley said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
rosinacarley said:
I do not have a large arrse BTW before any of you little smart gits think of starting something.
You've got a nice pair of norks though, if I may be so bold.
NZB
Would my complaints stop you commenting about my norks? I think no, so therefore I shall just gloss over your coarseness and ill-manners and put it down to the fact that once a Royal, always a Royal!

And thank you T42 for being a gentleman, although I suspect it is also tinged with the fact that you have no wish to get into my knickers!
...assuming you've not left them loafing by the side of the motorway! :wink:
 

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