Oh Hell.........
Being ever helpful and wanting to help the hard pressed Ninja out I'll start a "Top Ten" frequently asked questions and answers kinda thread on here to relieve the pent up pressure the potential young thrusters have in getting answers and getting answers NOW! If anyone want to muck in and help out I'm sure Ninja will appreciate it.
Question.. Is training hard?
Answer... Yes.
Q.... Where is it
A... Lympstone, it's a quaint little place in Devon.
Q... Can I take my dog?
A... No, Exmouth is full of them, adopt one whilst you stay at Lympstone.
Q... Can I call myself a Marine when I start training?
A... No, You are a Nod.
Q... So, I'm a Marine when I pass out of training?
A... No, you're a sprog, but yes, you are a technically a Marine.
Q... When do I go wind surfing?
A... Soon.
Q.... Can I take my unique hair style to Lympstone?
A... Yes, that's fine, however, our in house hair stylists may well improve on your unique design.
Q... Can mum visit?
A... yep sure can, she cant see you though.
Q... What Iron do I take?
A... Dont bother, they are provided.
Q... What civilian clothes should I take?
A.... Not to much, Louis Bernard will sort you out for an exorbitant fee.
I'm sure the rest of the lads have a few tips.