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Private Pongo & Proud

Blackrat

War Hero
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What an odd email i found in my inbox from Facebook. It said i had started a page which was naughty and if i did it again, i would get spanked. (I never started the page by the way. I was merely an admin on it). The page has since been deleted by Twatbook. This page was the Private Pongo and Proud page dedicated to the walting fanny who came on here giving it the biggun claiming he served, abused people, then ran off crying when it was established who he was.

Now PP&P comes on here to view what we are writing about him so this is for him.

1. You are a fucking crybaby
2. You shouldn't have started something that you couldn't finish
3. Everyone hates you (Including proper walts)
4. Go and change your underwear you pants pisser

Anyone got anything else to add?
 

Trigger_92

War Hero
You have to be kidding, now we dont have the Facebook page either ? 8O
I think ill be going for a hair cut soon, just need to drive around and find this so called ' roy's barber shop '

Ill ask around and get back to you all, Who's up for a haircut if i find where it is anyway ? :D
 

Haggis_Catcher

War Hero
Trigger_92 said:
You have to be kidding, now we dont have the Facebook page either ? 8O
I think ill be going for a hair cut soon, just need to drive around and find this so called ' roy's barber shop '

Ill ask around and get back to you all, Who's up for a haircut if i find where it is anyway ? :D
I'm sure there was a roys hairdressers in bishopbriggs next to the chippy but dont know if it is still there.
 

Bergen

ADC
Blackrat said:
What an odd email i found in my inbox from Facebook. It said i had started a page which was naughty and if i did it again, i would get spanked. (I never started the page by the way. I was merely an admin on it). The page has since been deleted by Twatbook. This page was the Private Pongo and Proud page dedicated to the walting fanny who came on here giving it the biggun claiming he served, abused people, then ran off crying when it was established who he was.

Now PP&P comes on here to view what we are writing about him so this is for him.

1. You are a fucking crybaby
2. You shouldn't have started something that you couldn't finish
3. Everyone hates you (Including proper walts)
4. Go and change your underwear you pants pisser

Anyone got anything else to add?

And your point is?? That you didn't get the bend over and hard spanking that you had been promised?? :roll:
 
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guestm

Guest
Boooo. I thought he was back then.

If you are watching you pathetic minge, don't play with the big boys. :D
 

brigham600

War Hero
Even more proof that he is a big crybaby who runs to mummy whenever his little game plans is rumbled.

To our little friend - "You are nothing but a piss boy Jock, fanny worted, mongfaced hair technician"
 

bikerman

War Hero
brigham600 said:
Even more proof that he is a big crybaby who runs to mummy whenever his little game plans is rumbled.

To our little friend - "You are nothing but a piss boy Jock, fanny worted, mongfaced hair technician"

Brigs now that's going a bit too far calling him a hair technician....
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
If I remember rightly, he did take a dislike towards you Blackrat. I get a warm feeling, that everytime he thinks of the armed forces he remembers what a complete fanny he made himself look. I'm sure his family are proud.
 

Trigger_92

War Hero
Haggis_Catcher said:
Trigger_92 said:
You have to be kidding, now we dont have the Facebook page either ? 8O
I think ill be going for a hair cut soon, just need to drive around and find this so called ' roy's barber shop '

Ill ask around and get back to you all, Who's up for a haircut if i find where it is anyway ? :D
I'm sure there was a roys hairdressers in bishopbriggs next to the chippy but dont know if it is still there.

Makes sense if he stays in stepps I suppose. Ill go have a gander...
 

JonnoJonno

Banned
witsend said:
If I remember rightly, he did take a dislike towards you Blackrat. I get a warm feeling, that everytime he thinks of the armed forces he remembers what a complete fanny he made himself look. I'm sure his family are proud.

He thought you were an officer Witsend. The very thought of you having a commission brings me out in lesions. :D
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
JonnoJonno said:
witsend said:
If I remember rightly, he did take a dislike towards you Blackrat. I get a warm feeling, that everytime he thinks of the armed forces he remembers what a complete fanny he made himself look. I'm sure his family are proud.

He thought you were an officer Witsend. The very thought of you having a commission brings me out in lesions. :D

Aye, that comment confirmed he was a "walting hairdressing fanny". I've had a soft spot for James since then. I'm looking forward to him ruffling my hair as we giggle over the whole episode.
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
witsend said:
JonnoJonno said:
witsend said:
If I remember rightly, he did take a dislike towards you Blackrat. I get a warm feeling, that everytime he thinks of the armed forces he remembers what a complete fanny he made himself look. I'm sure his family are proud.

He thought you were an officer Witsend. The very thought of you having a commission brings me out in lesions. :D

Aye, that comment confirmed he was a "walting hairdressing fanny". I've had a soft spot for James since then. I'm looking forward to him ruffling my hair as we giggle over the whole episode.

You are quite right Wits. He didn't like me because of the questions i kept asking him. It's a shame the threads gone as it was a great read.

Oh and Bergen, you are quite right. I wanted that spanking.
 
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Guest
Just drop kick the twat into a bed of 8 inch iron needles.

Guaranteed to sort him out
 
Jenny_Dabber said:
Just drop kick the twat into a bed of 8 inch iron needles.

Guaranteed to sort him out


These beds of 8 inch iron needles, are they readily available, or do I have to go to a specialist supplier?

I prefer those Hippo and Duck stylie beds myself.

Only asking, JD.
 
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