Private parts

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An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life
in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse
Tracyasked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part
died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little
crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein,
pleaseaccept my condolences.

The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall
with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met
Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down
the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part
back inside your pajamas."

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you
yesterday that my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of
your paj amas?"


"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
 

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