Private parts

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  1. An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life
    in a nursing home.

    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse
    Tracyasked if there was anything wrong.
    "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part
    died today, and I am very sad."

    Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little
    crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein,
    pleaseaccept my condolences.

    The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall
    with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met
    Nurse Tracy.

    "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down
    the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part
    back inside your pajamas."

    But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you
    yesterday that my Private Part died."

    "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of
    your paj amas?"


    "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
     

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