Pretending to be a Royal Marine?

Discussion in 'The Corps' started by Whistle, Jan 9, 2012.

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  1. Posting on here following some stories heard last year about a bloke in East Anglia who gives it large about being a RM Commando and Special Forces. I heard this from people at an Airsoft site called Urban Assault near Huntingdon I went to last year for a mates stag do. According to my mate who sometimes goes to the site he's still coming out with some very dodgy stories trying to impress everyone.


    If anyone is interested in following this up I'll message them all the details about him.

    ta Whistle
     
    Last edited: Feb 27, 2012
  2. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Welcome.

    If he wears dresses, don't mess with him.
     
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  3. Thanks

    Don't think he wears dresses just RM kit and a lot of very unbelieveable stories.
     
  4. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Ask him what's better Laura Ashley or New look.
     
  5. Not sure I'm with you there, other than another dress reference?
     
  6. ...or ask him what instrument he plays ?
     
  7. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    That's why you need to ask him.

    A true Bootneck knows the answer to that one. :)
     
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  8. Does he have a 'tache?

    If so I know him and he's the real thing.
     
  9. ok right I get you, I'll get my mate to ask him when he next goes up to the site. I'm told this bloke is up there most Saturdays.
     
  10. no tache, late 30's, about 5'10/11, light brown hair
     
  11. He's the real thing. I recognise the description.
     
  12. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Has he got a big chunky watch and insists on a naked bar after winning the airsoft war?
     
  13. Guzzler, can you confirm his initials??

    Wet blobby, watch yes, not sure about the naked bar :) I've shared all the info I've been told.
     
  14. Oh dear fcuking Lord!!!
     
  15. Normark, Helly Hansen and a pair of blue Ron Hills?
     
  16. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Talking of Ron Hills, does his missus wear black ones with white stilletos?
     
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  17. Bet he doesnt have a little "R" below his Commando flashes though eh!!
     
  18. How often does he use the words "Chad" and "Hoofing"?
     
  19. If he does rip it out of him - hate rubbers me
     
  20. Yeah. Fcuking Daggers. What was it with those "R" anyway??
     

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