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War Hero
A young man called Derrick wanted to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart's Christmas present. As they had not been dating for very
long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would
strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. Accompanied
by his sweetheart's sister he went to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of
white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the
same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items
and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart the panties. Without
checking the contents the young man sealed the package and sent it to
this sweetheart with the following note:

Dear Maria,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I
would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short
ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady
I bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the
past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours
on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a
little tight on her. She also told me that her pair rubs her ring, which
helps keep it clean and shiny, in fact she had not needed to wash it
since she had begun wearing them. I wish I were there to put them on for
for the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I
have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them
away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how
many lips will kiss them during the coming years. I hope that you will
wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love


P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
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