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  1. A young man called Derrick wanted to purchase a gift for his new
    sweetheart's Christmas present. As they had not been dating for very
    long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would
    strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. Accompanied
    by his sweetheart's sister he went to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of
    white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the
    same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items
    and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart the panties. Without
    checking the contents the young man sealed the package and sent it to
    this sweetheart with the following note:

    Dear Maria,
    I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
    any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I
    would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short
    ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady
    I bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the
    past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours
    on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a
    little tight on her. She also told me that her pair rubs her ring, which
    helps keep it clean and shiny, in fact she had not needed to wash it
    since she had begun wearing them. I wish I were there to put them on for
    for the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I
    have a chance to see you again.
    When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them
    away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how
    many lips will kiss them during the coming years. I hope that you will
    wear them for me on Friday night.

    All my love


    P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur

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