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Avast there 2DD!

I believe the fitness test has now been revised!

As well as the standard run around, jump up and down routine, one must also satisfy the following -

Chomping through a 'microwaved til soggy' pasty (you get to choose the flavour) in under 60 seconds then, washing down with a fizzy sugared goffer (again, of your choice) in under 45 seconds before flicking through a copy of the Daily Sport in 3 minutes and memorising the names AND ages of 95% of the models....

I believe this has come into effect since a PO(MW) was worngly drafted into HMS Temeraire. He's also introduced a number of 'Duffer' excersises, check with your local PTI for further information.....
 

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