Predictions 2011

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#1
As the other bucket list thread is getting a bit jumbled I thought I'd start a fresh one, so what's your predictions folks mine are:

Major event: Big fcuk off earthquake in NZ, huge bugger, just hope it doesn't hit a major population area.

Potential War: Taiwan, what with sabre rattling in korea and US/China tensions over money and trade it's going to go pop somewhere.

Deaths: (my fav bit): Maggie Thatcher, Prince Philip and Julian Assange (Wikileaks bloke)
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#2
I predict the following on Rum Ration:

Current Affairs - No change. The bus has just come out of workshops.

Newbies - Plenty of good questions, even more fuckwitted ones.

Diamond Lil's - The usual chaos, abuse, swearing and downright wrongness.

Moderators - Some new ones will be appointed, Soleil should be one of them.

Evil Adjutant - Will eventually succumb to my wooing and let me touch her. Even on the arm would satisfy me.
 
#5
Blackrat said:
Oh, and on deaths - Bruce fucking Forsyth.
Are you sure that's a prediction and not a wish.

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Another period of snowy weather.

Unions try to create strife for the government but fail.
 

cadetsmum

Lantern Swinger
#6
I'm betting that Kate Middleton (or Princess William of Wales as she'll be known by then - should really have asked what her title was going to be before saying yes) will be with child by Dec 2011.

Argentina will have another go for the Falklands......right around the time that they take the engine out - and flog it down the local scrappies - out of Ark Royal
 
G

guestm

Guest
#8
I predict that some clack shots of Kate Middleton will come out of Valley and onto the internet, thus rendering the Royal Wedding void.

In this years X-Factor, someone will commit suicide halfway through in order to raise the drama stakes, resulting in that geordie cunt Cheryl Cole crying all over the papers, mongs will love it.

Aretha Franklin and Danny Baker will die.

Liverpool will be relegated from the Premier league.

Somewhere in Africa will majorly kick off, we will stand by and watch.

Somewhere in the far east will kick off, we will stand by and watch.

The US will foray into the Yemen, for once we will not follow them.

I will be made redundant and be forced to become a donkey walloper or some shit.
 
#9
(1). The retirement age for males will go up to 98

(2). The Large Hadron Collider will finally go tits up and suck most of
Europe into a Black Hole

(3). A computer game based on the popular Canadian sport of seal
clubbing will be available for Wii consoles.

(4). At least ten kids will have various parts of their anatomy torn off by
the next-door-neighbours pet pit bull.

(5). Gok Wan and Alan Carr will get married. Alan Carr will be be the
very first nosh-hound to have a womb/fallopian tube implant
operation. He will get pregnant - and give birth to a son, which will
be called Wan Carr.
 
#11
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
I predict that some clack shots of Kate Middleton will come out of Valley and onto the internet, thus rendering the Royal Wedding void.

In this years X-Factor, someone will commit suicide halfway through in order to raise the drama stakes, resulting in that geordie cunt Cheryl Cole crying all over the papers, mongs will love it.

Aretha Franklin and Danny Baker will die.

Liverpool will be relegated from the Premier league.
Somewhere in Africa will majorly kick off, we will stand by and watch.

Somewhere in the far east will kick off, we will stand by and watch.

The US will foray into the Yemen, for once we will not follow them.

I will be made redundant and be forced to become a donkey walloper or some shit.
God, I hope so!!! :D
 
#12
Pete Postlethwaite snuffed it today, first "name" to cross the bar this year.

Didn't see that one coming. Hopefully some of his films will get shown on telly, I reckon "The Usual Suspects" will be the first.
 
#14
The north & south gooks kick off.

Michael Jackson releases some lost tunes from the grave.

X factor will manage to find even more delusional twats for the purpose of entertainment.

Spurs reach the semi finals of the champions league.

I'll spend another year failing to win the euro millions.

Tommy Sheridan will begin writing his "Mein Kampf", inbetween sex sessions.

Maggie T will cough it a week before the Royal wedding. Scotland will then join in with the national celebrations.

A remake of the cult classic "Monkey" will appear on our screens.
Spooky, they've just released an album of unheard of Jackson tapes, the albums called Michael.

First blood to Wits I think.
 

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