Ok, go ahead. We've sort of touched on it in the past but at least, the way you picture it, you get what it says on the tin. Straight away you haven't even met him but you know that they have blow-up version. Not shaved.
Shredded iceburg lettuce, prawns (of course), sauce made from mayonnaise-tomato puree-paprika-lemon juice, served in an ice-cold stemmed glass with a twist of lemon and a prig of sparsley.
Does it for me!