Posh and her driver....

are cruising along a country road one evening when a cow runs in front of the Mercedes. The driver tries to avoid it but can't, and the cow is killed instantly.

All heart, posh tells her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what has happened.

About an hour later, the driver staggers back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He is holding a bottle of wine in one hand, and a cigar in the other, and smiling very happily.

'What happened?' asked Posh

'Well', the driver replies, the farmer gave me this espensive wine, his wife gave me this cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad, passionate love to me.'

'My God,' says Posh. 'What did you say to them?'

The diver replied 'I said I was Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the cow'.....
 
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