You know when you go on holiday, sometimes you have street artists who paint/draw self portraits for you? And some of them will draw an 'artist's impression'

Well, imagine your daughter wasn't exactly 'blessed' and you end up with a picture like this;

Would you pay him/her?


I wouldn't have been daft enough to put her in front of an artist!


Lantern Swinger

I think it is a good portrait Jabba looks better but a good portrait it is all the same the child is err a little metabolicly maladusted er fat. :D :D
That is surely the child of satan - bet some geek matelot marries her, in 15 tears time has 3 kids by her then gets taken to the cleaners by the CSA.
Stan he's not bitter and twisted.