Porn

#3
I'm a fan.

I like watching fit as fuck poverty stricken Eastern European girls licking eachother's bums for money.

I don't like porn with cocks in. Not unless it's my own. If you're into hairy bloke's ballsacks spoiling the view, I reckon you must have a touch of the gay about you.
 
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guestm

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#4
I like the porn where Russian men have to sell their girlfriends and watch them get drilled in order to have money to eat.

And amateur webcam porn. High budget porn is shit. I can only liken it to the difference between wrestling and Mma. Fuck lighting, drama and overacting. It has to be real, no matter how ugly and violent it gets.
 
#6
Mebe if we mention some celeb we would like to 'star' with in a porn flick some clam shots may appear as ads, you already know my choice.

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#9
Homemade amateur is best, funny as fuck watching either an overweight pair or skinny kids floundering around. The plastic proffesional porn is shite.
 

witsend

MIA
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#11
Jap porn is ace. There's a little nip bird by the name of Yuna with one of the most fantastic pair of diddy's I have ever laid my eyes on. And she apparently enjoys the boaby in the flicks I've watched once or twice. Deviant little fuckers those slanty eyed nips.

The old skool 70/80s french porn from a company called Alpha France is good. Brigitte Lahaie and friends.

That Americian plastic video stuff is crap.
 
#13
I got a stiffy watching the first 20 mins of Saving Private Ryan. That's real porn.
Does that come under the same realm as watching Saddam Hussein being hung??

On the subject of grot though, council porn is the best by far, at least you have a chance in hell of kicking in the back doors of the slightly chubby giro chasers dont you!
 
#14
Does that come under the same realm as watching Saddam Hussein being hung??

On the subject of grot though, council porn is the best by far, at least you have a chance in hell of kicking in the back doors of the slightly chubby giro chasers dont you!
Horses for courses.

I'm stinking rich and devilishly handsome, which means I can only get my rocks off while looking at coke addled Slovakian supermodels stretching open their balloon knots.
 
#15
On the subject of grot though, council porn is the best by far, at least you have a chance in hell of kicking in the back doors of the slightly chubby giro chasers dont you!

Council house porn is fantastic there is always the chance that you could run into 1 of them spunk bowers down your local

and for witsends enjoyment

 
#16
Does that come under the same realm as watching Saddam Hussein being hung??

On the subject of grot though, council porn is the best by far, at least you have a chance in hell of kicking in the back doors of the slightly chubby giro chasers dont you!
Saddam wasn't hung. He was hanged.

I'm hung :bow:
 
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