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rosinacarley said:
imom1406 said:
Every time i go and see him, he gives me his latest masterpiece DVD to look at...He also shares the letters he gets from potential starlets who want to be in his films...they normally have a polaroid with them and a list of do's and don'ts......

"I won't have sex with more than 5 men at a time" was in one of them!! how would she know????

Nice girl! Take her home to mother would you?

That's nothing, one day i'll tell you about the audition of the Hula Hooping Hermaphrodite and the legal definition by the BBFC of "*******"!!!
 
rosinacarley said:
imom1406 said:
rosinacarley said:
Please don't there's a good chap!

As it's you Rosie, i will keep it to myself....although i have needed a lot of counselling to overcome the Hermaphrodite thing!!

OK you need to speak to Wompingwillow, she has three haermaphrodites in her bath!


I just hope for her sake they are not three pre op transexual middle aged men masqueradeing as Hermaphrodites!!
 
imom1406 said:
fishmiester said:
imom1406 said:
brigham600 said:
Shaving Ryans Privates...

take a look at Relish Films...they have a web site...(i do some work with them)....their titles are hilarious..."To the Manor Porn" i know the bloke who owns it...a Peer of the Realm no less!!

Blocked by the MoD firewall - will have to wait for weekend. On a seperate note do you get any discount from said Lord of the Relm??

Every time i go and see him, he gives me his latest masterpiece DVD to look at...He also shares the letters he gets from potential starlets who want to be in his films...they normally have a polaroid with them and a list of do's and don'ts......

"I won't have sex with more than 5 men at a time" was in one of them!! how would she know????

God I envy you :D
 
fishmiester said:
imom1406 said:
fishmiester said:
imom1406 said:
brigham600 said:
Shaving Ryans Privates...

take a look at Relish Films...they have a web site...(i do some work with them)....their titles are hilarious..."To the Manor Porn" i know the bloke who owns it...a Peer of the Realm no less!!

Blocked by the MoD firewall - will have to wait for weekend. On a seperate note do you get any discount from said Lord of the Relm??

Every time i go and see him, he gives me his latest masterpiece DVD to look at...He also shares the letters he gets from potential starlets who want to be in his films...they normally have a polaroid with them and a list of do's and don'ts......

"I won't have sex with more than 5 men at a time" was in one of them!! how would she know????

God I envy you :D
Sadly it only takes up a fraction of my time, still it allows me legitimately to have loads of adult stuff on my laptop......Mind you the Hula Hooping Hermaphrodite was enough to cause me serious psycological damage!
 
imom1406 said:
fishmiester said:
imom1406 said:
fishmiester said:
imom1406 said:
brigham600 said:
Shaving Ryans Privates...

take a look at Relish Films...they have a web site...(i do some work with them)....their titles are hilarious..."To the Manor Porn" i know the bloke who owns it...a Peer of the Realm no less!!

Blocked by the MoD firewall - will have to wait for weekend. On a seperate note do you get any discount from said Lord of the Relm??

Every time i go and see him, he gives me his latest masterpiece DVD to look at...He also shares the letters he gets from potential starlets who want to be in his films...they normally have a polaroid with them and a list of do's and don'ts......

"I won't have sex with more than 5 men at a time" was in one of them!! how would she know????

God I envy you :D
Sadly it only takes up a fraction of my time, still it allows me legitimately to have loads of adult stuff on my laptop......Mind you the Hula Hooping Hermaphrodite was enough to cause me serious psycological damage!

I'd risk one eye 8) 8O 8)
 
janner said:
imom1406 said:
fishmiester said:
imom1406 said:
fishmiester said:
imom1406 said:
brigham600 said:
Shaving Ryans Privates...

take a look at Relish Films...they have a web site...(i do some work with them)....their titles are hilarious..."To the Manor Porn" i know the bloke who owns it...a Peer of the Realm no less!!

Blocked by the MoD firewall - will have to wait for weekend. On a seperate note do you get any discount from said Lord of the Relm??

Every time i go and see him, he gives me his latest masterpiece DVD to look at...He also shares the letters he gets from potential starlets who want to be in his films...they normally have a polaroid with them and a list of do's and don'ts......

"I won't have sex with more than 5 men at a time" was in one of them!! how would she know????

God I envy you :D
Sadly it only takes up a fraction of my time, still it allows me legitimately to have loads of adult stuff on my laptop......Mind you the Hula Hooping Hermaphrodite was enough to cause me serious psycological damage!

I'd risk one eye 8) 8O 8)

Trust me after seeing the Herm film, you'd be trying to gouge out both eyes and hoping never to see again!!
 

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