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WarMonger said:
I have 5 to choose from but not sure if any are particularly good to go with mmn - Cook

Mittens
Roxanne
Charlie
Tosca
Beenie

I vote for Beenie Cook. Got a good ring. Pardon the Pun.

What about Porno film Titles????
I will start you off

Schindlers Fist
 
brigham600 said:
Shaving Ryans Privates...

take a look at Relish Films...they have a web site...(i do some work with them)....their titles are hilarious..."To the Manor Porn" i know the bloke who owns it...a Peer of the Realm no less!!
 
imom1406 said:
brigham600 said:
Shaving Ryans Privates...

take a look at Relish Films...they have a web site...(i do some work with them)....their titles are hilarious..."To the Manor Porn" i know the bloke who owns it...a Peer of the Realm no less!!

Blocked by the MoD firewall - will have to wait for weekend. On a seperate note do you get any discount from said Lord of the Relm??
 
fishmiester said:
imom1406 said:
brigham600 said:
Shaving Ryans Privates...

take a look at Relish Films...they have a web site...(i do some work with them)....their titles are hilarious..."To the Manor Porn" i know the bloke who owns it...a Peer of the Realm no less!!

Blocked by the MoD firewall - will have to wait for weekend. On a seperate note do you get any discount from said Lord of the Relm??

Every time i go and see him, he gives me his latest masterpiece DVD to look at...He also shares the letters he gets from potential starlets who want to be in his films...they normally have a polaroid with them and a list of do's and don'ts......

"I won't have sex with more than 5 men at a time" was in one of them!! how would she know????
 
imom1406 said:
Every time i go and see him, he gives me his latest masterpiece DVD to look at...He also shares the letters he gets from potential starlets who want to be in his films...they normally have a polaroid with them and a list of do's and don'ts......

"I won't have sex with more than 5 men at a time" was in one of them!! how would she know????

Nice girl! Take her home to mother would you?
 

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