Porn drove me into the navy

#1
I was a young innocent 17 year old when one day I found a magazine. it was entitled Health & Efficiency. For weeks I kept this mag until it was discovered by my dad. He confiscated it with the words " haven't seen one of these since I was in the Andrew". Though I looked high & low I could not find a replacement, but remembering his words popped into the local recruiting office. I joined up to find to my delight that here were a great many of these magazines available, I could inevitably find one or even two in the heads, though some of the pages seemed to be difficult to separate. Got an enormous shock when I went to Singapore, into a taxi then a trishaw & into some clearing to watch a blue movie. It was a complete shock, all this time the health & efficiency people had been using an airbrush on the best bits. I felt that my joining the navy had been under false pretences and to this day hold H&E responsible.
Anyone else feel they were suckered into joining up?
 
#3
The Gash-Barge Time Tunnel.

Bumped.

Basically because I'm bored and nobody has had the decency to add anything to this thread for nigh on 7 years.
 
#11
If it is Dauntless......was one of the most sought after drafts for one of the few blokes, Stoker, on site.....you had to be spliced.When said Stoker was on leave, Dryad, where I was at the time supplied the relief....spliced or not, my mate Mungo got the nod. Said that most of his time was spent in the cookhouse drinking T or scooting about on the 3 wheeled tilly, pulled quite a few times in the local, had a whole mess hut to himself.
 

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#13
If it is Dauntless......was one of the most sought after drafts for one of the few blokes, Stoker, on site.....you had to be spliced.When said Stoker was on leave, Dryad, where I was at the time supplied the relief....spliced or not, my mate Mungo got the nod. Said that most of his time was spent in the cookhouse drinking T or scooting about on the 3 wheeled tilly, pulled quite a few times in the local, had a whole mess hut to himself.
I sent the pic off to a young lady of my acquaintance (well she was young in 1965) She doesn't recognise the location
 
#15
Ladies of the Royal Navy back in the day.

Proper Wrens, wiv' hats and skirts and flat shoes and stuff.








[Takes you back doesn't it? Ahh teleprinters....noisiest bastard things in the universe]
 
#17
Errrrrr - They've got bad legs maybe? Too much exped walking or
strenuous exercise either in or behind the Drill Shed?
Just a thought.

Yours Aye,

B.N.M.
 
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#18
And who said what "off camera" stage right in phot 4 ... something non p-c me thinks

answers on a postcard to..........

Right thats it ... I'm off weekend ... have a good one y'all!
 
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