Porn drove me into the navy

slim

War Hero
I was a young innocent 17 year old when one day I found a magazine. it was entitled Health & Efficiency. For weeks I kept this mag until it was discovered by my dad. He confiscated it with the words " haven't seen one of these since I was in the Andrew". Though I looked high & low I could not find a replacement, but remembering his words popped into the local recruiting office. I joined up to find to my delight that here were a great many of these magazines available, I could inevitably find one or even two in the heads, though some of the pages seemed to be difficult to separate. Got an enormous shock when I went to Singapore, into a taxi then a trishaw & into some clearing to watch a blue movie. It was a complete shock, all this time the health & efficiency people had been using an airbrush on the best bits. I felt that my joining the navy had been under false pretences and to this day hold H&E responsible.
Anyone else feel they were suckered into joining up?
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
The Gash-Barge Time Tunnel.

Bumped.

Basically because I'm bored and nobody has had the decency to add anything to this thread for nigh on 7 years.
 

AAF

War Hero
If it is Dauntless......was one of the most sought after drafts for one of the few blokes, Stoker, on site.....you had to be spliced.When said Stoker was on leave, Dryad, where I was at the time supplied the relief....spliced or not, my mate Mungo got the nod. Said that most of his time was spent in the cookhouse drinking T or scooting about on the 3 wheeled tilly, pulled quite a few times in the local, had a whole mess hut to himself.
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
If it is Dauntless......was one of the most sought after drafts for one of the few blokes, Stoker, on site.....you had to be spliced.When said Stoker was on leave, Dryad, where I was at the time supplied the relief....spliced or not, my mate Mungo got the nod. Said that most of his time was spent in the cookhouse drinking T or scooting about on the 3 wheeled tilly, pulled quite a few times in the local, had a whole mess hut to himself.
I sent the pic off to a young lady of my acquaintance (well she was young in 1965) She doesn't recognise the location
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Ladies of the Royal Navy back in the day.

Proper Wrens, wiv' hats and skirts and flat shoes and stuff.








[Takes you back doesn't it? Ahh teleprinters....noisiest bastard things in the universe]
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Errrrrr - They've got bad legs maybe? Too much exped walking or
strenuous exercise either in or behind the Drill Shed?
Just a thought.

Yours Aye,

B.N.M.
 
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MG Maniac

War Hero
And who said what "off camera" stage right in phot 4 ... something non p-c me thinks

answers on a postcard to..........

Right thats it ... I'm off weekend ... have a good one y'all!
 
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