Porn drove me into the navy

[slim]

I was a young innocent 17 year old when one day I found a magazine. it was entitled Health & Efficiency. For weeks I kept this mag until it was discovered by my dad. He confiscated it with the words " haven't seen one of these since I was in the Andrew". Though I looked high & low I could not find a replacement, but remembering his words popped into the local recruiting office. I joined up to find to my delight that here were a great many of these magazines available, I could inevitably find one or even two in the heads, though some of the pages seemed to be difficult to separate. Got an enormous shock when I went to Singapore, into a taxi then a trishaw & into some clearing to watch a blue movie. It was a complete shock, all this time the health & efficiency people had been using an airbrush on the best bits. I felt that my joining the navy had been under false pretences and to this day hold H&E responsible.
Anyone else feel they were suckered into joining up?

 

[TattooDog]

Slim,

I'd sue H&E if I were you - trauma, misrepresentation etc.

 

[BillyNoMates]

The Gash-Barge Time Tunnel.

Bumped.

Basically because I'm bored and nobody has had the decency to add anything to this thread for nigh on 7 years.

 

[MG Maniac]

Bumped.

Basically because I'm bored and nobody has had the decency to add anything to this thread for nigh on 7 years.

I wonder why???????????

 

[scouse]

One for Slim...:grin:

 

[Joint_Force_Harrier]

View attachment 6107 One for Slim...:grin:

All that nylon in one room, recipe for disaster!!!

 

[MG Maniac]

.... and I'm just waiting for someone to come up with a dit about a run ashore with the one on the left!

 

[WreckerL]

There would be a hell of a lot of static build up in those rooms.

 

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

View attachment 6107

I've seen that photo on here somewhere...


IIRC 'twas Wet Blobby's Nods Class getting spruced-up for their post passing-out parade run ashore...



TAXI!

 

[Sharkey]

Bagsy the one at the back left of door, Woodbine in hand face like a plumbers bass

 

[AAF]

If it is Dauntless......was one of the most sought after drafts for one of the few blokes, Stoker, on site.....you had to be spliced.When said Stoker was on leave, Dryad, where I was at the time supplied the relief....spliced or not, my mate Mungo got the nod. Said that most of his time was spent in the cookhouse drinking T or scooting about on the 3 wheeled tilly, pulled quite a few times in the local, had a whole mess hut to himself.

 

[BillyNoMates]

'Scuse me - I'm just off for a thrash.

 

[janner]

If it is Dauntless......was one of the most sought after drafts for one of the few blokes, Stoker, on site.....you had to be spliced.When said Stoker was on leave, Dryad, where I was at the time supplied the relief....spliced or not, my mate Mungo got the nod. Said that most of his time was spent in the cookhouse drinking T or scooting about on the 3 wheeled tilly, pulled quite a few times in the local, had a whole mess hut to himself.

I sent the pic off to a young lady of my acquaintance (well she was young in 1965) She doesn't recognise the location

 

[scouse]

:neutral: 1940 VL Wrennery....wren officer stewards

 

[BillyNoMates]

Ladies of the Royal Navy back in the day.

Proper Wrens, wiv' hats and skirts and flat shoes and stuff.

[Takes you back doesn't it? Ahh teleprinters....noisiest bastard things in the universe]