Poppy money stealers - ways to kill them

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by SS-super-stoker, Nov 7, 2009.

Welcome to the Navy Net aka Rum Ration

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial RN website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Punishment fit the crime?

    Charge a machine gun over 100 meters, under artillery barrage. If they make it alive, they get let off.
  2. Errrm........... I would insist on taking them out for a beer. 40/42/45........ they all have NAAFI's.

  3. Tie them up by there wrists and slowly (very slowly )lower them into boiling water
  4. A bit complex, but here we go, build a platform over some of the bamboo that grows 3 foot a day, strap said offenders to platform. lop the head of a piece of the bamboo and insert into an appropriate orriface of said offenders then let nature take its course
  5. Put them in stocks in a public place for a time.Let the people have their go at them then kill them oh so very very slowly. :twisted:
  6. lesbryan: What is STRENGH ??
  7. Death by Mau Mau
  8. Deft application of a large knocking stick, one bone at a time starting at the extremeties, giving em time to come round :evil: between applications?
  9. A flogging round all War Memorials may be appropriate
  10. Cut their boll**ks off !!!
  11. It is STRENGTH spelt improper but corrected :wink: :roll: :) :)
  12. Let them off with a really light sentence and give them a load of cash and a flat when they get out!
    Is Mr Browns way!

  13. Place pinless grenade up bottom of thief, place hands of thief in boxing gloves, give pin to thief for reinsertion,Voila!
  14. Sorry! Cut WHAT off??, you wont find any matey, just toss the feckers over the fence into the Lions enclosure at any Zoo, and have Atenbourgh film it for General Distribution. Oscar winner in my opinion, :wink: :wink:
  15. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I know how to find them, just look for one of these,


    Force feed them 10 bob bits, sharpened like ninja throwing stars, and laugh as the pair try to sh1te them out.
  16. I like a variation of one that someone else posted. Set up a training excercise. They are the only enemy. They are unarmed and have no equipment - after all, we are on a budget. The sole objective in the training excercise? None of these asses are allowed to survive.
  17. It being Sunday and me being a Christian the death penalty is a No! No!

    So wrap them in razor wire and roll them down a hill a few times.

    Can supply hill and barbed wire in Killkenny just send em over.
  18. I was thinking of a more sporting way. Spreadeagle the females on a golf driving range out in the field, Do the same to the blokes but paint their balls white. First golfer who can whack the balls into the female wins, better than the last post thread

Share This Page