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poor old geoff

Send out the reserves - rescue needed - poor old geoff has (according to my computer) been stuck in the virtual hell/heaven that is Diamond Lil's all day. What condition will he be in? We need to know!!!!!!!!! All hands on deck! (except the submariners of course - tee hee) :cool:
 
golden_rivet said:
Send out the reserves - rescue needed - poor old geoff has (according to my computer) been stuck in the virtual hell/heaven that is Diamond Lil's all day. What condition will he be in? We need to know!!!!!!!!! All hands on deck! (except the submariners of course - tee hee) :cool:

Have you never heard of submarine deck hands GR? :shock: At this very moment attempts are being made to get the entire Cabinet posted as Deck Hands on a nuclear boat for their Half Term Recess work experience! The boat will only dive when it's a couple of hundred miles from anything... :twisted:
 

dondon

MIA
Always_a_Civvy said:
golden_rivet said:
Send out the reserves - rescue needed - poor old geoff has (according to my computer) been stuck in the virtual hell/heaven that is Diamond Lil's all day. What condition will he be in? We need to know!!!!!!!!! All hands on deck! (except the submariners of course - tee hee) :cool:

Have you never heard of submarine deck hands GR? :shock: At this very moment attempts are being made to get the entire Cabinet posted as Deck Hands on a nuclear boat for their Half Term Recess work experience! The boat will only dive when it's a couple of hundred miles from anything... :twisted:


Brilliant idea "Always", could'nt agree more ,
 

polariod

Lantern Swinger
dondon said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
golden_rivet said:
Send out the reserves - rescue needed - poor old geoff has (according to my computer) been stuck in the virtual hell/heaven that is Diamond Lil's all day. What condition will he be in? We need to know!!!!!!!!! All hands on deck! (except the submariners of course - tee hee) :cool:

Have you never heard of submarine deck hands GR? :shock: At this very moment attempts are being made to get the entire Cabinet posted as Deck Hands on a nuclear boat for their Half Term Recess work experience! The boat will only dive when it's a couple of hundred miles from anything... :twisted:


Brilliant idea "Always", could'nt agree more ,

Why should the submariners get all the shite? Let the wafus take em up in a whirly thingy and sling the bastards out door.

Pol
 

josiecats

War Hero
Hey did any one ever rescue our poor Geoff......... think maybe he managed to get out on his own..........

Geoff come baaaaaaack... tell us what it was like in there all on your own
 

greenking

Banned
polariod said:
dondon said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
golden_rivet said:
Send out the reserves - rescue needed - poor old geoff has (according to my computer) been stuck in the virtual hell/heaven that is Diamond Lil's all day. What condition will he be in? We need to know!!!!!!!!! All hands on deck! (except the submariners of course - tee hee) :cool:

Have you never heard of submarine deck hands GR? :shock: At this very moment attempts are being made to get the entire Cabinet posted as Deck Hands on a nuclear boat for their Half Term Recess work experience! The boat will only dive when it's a couple of hundred miles from anything... :twisted:


Brilliant idea "Always", could'nt agree more ,

Why should the submariners get all the shite? Let the wafus take em up in a whirly thingy and sling the bastards out door.

Pol

Hey Pol - it's because the barsteward politicians haven't paid enough for us to have any choppers! :grin:
 

polariod

Lantern Swinger
greenking said:
polariod said:
dondon said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
golden_rivet said:
Send out the reserves - rescue needed - poor old geoff has (according to my computer) been stuck in the virtual hell/heaven that is Diamond Lil's all day. What condition will he be in? We need to know!!!!!!!!! All hands on deck! (except the submariners of course - tee hee) :cool:

Have you never heard of submarine deck hands GR? :shock: At this very moment attempts are being made to get the entire Cabinet posted as Deck Hands on a nuclear boat for their Half Term Recess work experience! The boat will only dive when it's a couple of hundred miles from anything... :twisted:


Brilliant idea "Always", could'nt agree more ,

Why should the submariners get all the shite? Let the wafus take em up in a whirly thingy and sling the bastards out door.

Pol

Hey Pol - it's because the barsteward politicians haven't paid enough for us to have any choppers! :grin:

Sorry GK forgot about that, a Westminister casing party it is then. :lol:
 
polariod said:
greenking said:
polariod said:
dondon said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
golden_rivet said:
Send out the reserves - rescue needed - poor old geoff has (according to my computer) been stuck in the virtual hell/heaven that is Diamond Lil's all day. What condition will he be in? We need to know!!!!!!!!! All hands on deck! (except the submariners of course - tee hee) :cool:

Have you never heard of submarine deck hands GR? :shock: At this very moment attempts are being made to get the entire Cabinet posted as Deck Hands on a nuclear boat for their Half Term Recess work experience! The boat will only dive when it's a couple of hundred miles from anything... :twisted:


Brilliant idea "Always", could'nt agree more ,

Why should the submariners get all the shite? Let the wafus take em up in a whirly thingy and sling the bastards out door.

Pol

Hey Pol - it's because the barsteward politicians haven't paid enough for us to have any choppers! :grin:

Sorry GK forgot about that, a Westminister casing party it is then. :lol:

Good plan but as a rtired casing officer can I sugget you let the 'real' casing party actuially get the boat to sea and properly stowed before the Westminster lot are allowed out, after all you actually want to be able to get to the diving area.
 

ANGWISH

Lantern Swinger
Maxi_77 said:
polariod said:
greenking said:
polariod said:
dondon said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
golden_rivet said:
Send out the reserves - rescue needed - poor old geoff has (according to my computer) been stuck in the virtual hell/heaven that is Diamond Lil's all day. What condition will he be in? We need to know!!!!!!!!! All hands on deck! (except the submariners of course - tee hee) :cool:

Have you never heard of submarine deck hands GR? :shock: At this very moment attempts are being made to get the entire Cabinet posted as Deck Hands on a nuclear boat for their Half Term Recess work experience! The boat will only dive when it's a couple of hundred miles from anything... :twisted:


Brilliant idea "Always", could'nt agree more ,

Why should the submariners get all the shite? Let the wafus take em up in a whirly thingy and sling the bastards out door.

Pol

Hey Pol - it's because the barsteward politicians haven't paid enough for us to have any choppers! :grin:

Sorry GK forgot about that, a Westminister casing party it is then. :lol:

Good plan but as a rtired casing officer can I sugget you let the 'real' casing party actuially get the boat to sea and properly stowed before the Westminster lot are allowed out, after all you actually want to be able to get to the diving area.

Send them for a walk on deck just before you dive :twisted: :mrgreen:
 

ANGWISH

Lantern Swinger
Hi AaC, could have them cleaning the flight deck on one of the photo's i'm hoping to get in the gallery. You'll see what i mean when you get the e-mail :mrgreen: :twisted: :grin:
 
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