Poor Freddy


War Hero
During a performance for the high school drama class at the local
theatre, a hole was cracked in the stage floor. Subsequent acts
managed to avoid the damaged area until little Freddy, juggling
bowling pins, accidentally stepped through the hole up to his knee.

He apologized to the audience for his clumsiness. But a heckler in
the back of the theatre shouted: "Don't worry, Freddy! It's just a
stage you're going through!"