Two coppers are out on patrol late one night, one flashes his torch down a dark alleyway and they spot two poofs having it away. They run down and grab the one, but the other, (the front one!), escapes in the dark. First copper says to his mate, "When I find that ******* queer sod I'm going to shove this truncheon right up his arse". Out of the darkness a little voice said, "I'm in the wheelie bin!".