Pontiff appoints new Archbishop of Westminster

Would Father Ted have been a better choice?

  • I should have preferred Mack the Knife

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  • Surely Higthepig has the right qualities and experience

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#1
His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI has appointed the next Archbishop of Westminster. Pope Benedict announced, just after midnight today, that the devout Austrian Catholic & celebrated conservative pillar of his local community, Father Josef Fritzl, is to succeed the current incumbent. With this appointment comes the official abandonment of the entirely unnatural practice of celebacy.
 
#3
rod-gearing said:
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Father Ted is dead. :(
I shouldn't let that detail get in the way. After all Jesus died 2000 years ago but my local church has a banner outside claiming that 'Jesus Lives!'
 

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