Pontiff appoints new Archbishop of Westminster

Would Father Ted have been a better choice?

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His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI has appointed the next Archbishop of Westminster. Pope Benedict announced, just after midnight today, that the devout Austrian Catholic & celebrated conservative pillar of his local community, Father Josef Fritzl, is to succeed the current incumbent. With this appointment comes the official abandonment of the entirely unnatural practice of celebacy.
rod-gearing said:
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Father Ted is dead. :(
I shouldn't let that detail get in the way. After all Jesus died 2000 years ago but my local church has a banner outside claiming that 'Jesus Lives!'

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