Because one of my best friends lives there, the men are better looking than most up here and one of the best full english breakfast's I've ever had was in a cafe in Portsmouth.
No, but I think most of the males are either extras from a freak show or, failing that, there's a lot of villages missing their idiots.Where do you live ffs, in a freak show??!!!
Best thing about Pompey?
M27 northbound or Gosport ferry southbound.
Ish, if you want to be pedantic!