Polonium....plural of polony ?, I have enjoyed grilled polony since an infant, yes most of my hair has fallen out but I remain reasonably healthy.


Lantern Swinger
It's an unstable form of a highly dense minty substance characterised by the atoms having a hole in the middle. When bombarded with neutrons it releases a cool and refreshing flavour into the mouth which can last up to half an hour.

Highly deadly in the wrong hands, but not as deadly as Extrastrongmintium-216.

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