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NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
POLICIES OF THE YES PARTY
Yes for a positive optimistic future
Yes for no increases in the cost of BEER
Yes for personal responsibility
Yes for Ginga tolerance
NO TO NOISM
Thank you for Voting YES see you in 5 years time off for a loaf now.
 
YES to someone else doing your dhobeying
YES to someone else doing your ironing
YES to free beer every night before bed
YES to unlimited sex on sun baked decks
YES to no more rounds
YES to no more cuts
YES to increased expenditure on the Navy
YES to increased raids upon the Wardroom spirit supply
YES to recalling our voters (using an infallible database)
YES to ousting the NO Party
A NO Vote is a wasted vote. A YES Vote is equally wasted but not quite as much.
 

mikh

MIA
NZ_Bootneck said:
POLICIES OF THE YES PARTY
Yes for a positive optimistic future
Yes for no increases in the cost of BEER
Yes for personal responsibility
Yes for Ginga tolerance
NO TO NOISM
Thank you for Voting YES see you in 5 years time off for a loaf now.

A well put forward set of polices from the Yesite, but lets look at them:
1. OPTIMISTC FUTURE, well optimism is all very well and good, but we of the NO party think we should PLAN and MAKE policy for a better future, not be OPTIMISTIC ABOUT IT AND HOPE IT ALL COME OUT RIGHT IN THE END
2. YES for NO increases in the price of Beer, a policy STOLEN from the NO party, except we promised NO increase on duty on Beer WINES AND SPIRITS
3. Yes for personal responsibility, again STOLEN from the NO party
4. Ginga tolerance, we of the NO party are tolerant of all hair colours and not just Auburn (I object to the intollerant use of the term ginga), and to those that are folically challenged.
5. And finanly the soundbite, 'NO TO NOISM', penned by a man who live on the OTHER side of the WORLD, wants you to vote for his party.

[align=center]VOTE NO, YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE[/align]
 

mikh

MIA
Always_a_Civvy said:
YES to someone else doing your dhobeying
YES to someone else doing your ironing
YES to free beer every night before bed
YES to unlimited sex on sun baked decks
YES to no more rounds
YES to no more cuts
YES to increased expenditure on the Navy
YES to increased raids upon the Wardroom spirit supply
YES to recalling our voters (using an infallible database)
YES to ousting the NO Party
A NO Vote is a wasted vote. A YES Vote is equally wasted but not quite as much.

I would like to refute the right honourable gentlemans aguments quoted above, but they just highlight the problems with our society today, LET SOME ONE ELSE DO IT, and ENCOURAGING THE BREAKDOWN OF LAW AND ORDER.

For vote for the NO party is a vote for Law and Order

[align=center]VOTE NO, YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE[/align]
 

dt018a9667

War Hero
Always_a_Civvy said:
dt018a9667 said:
Still a definitely maybe oh well I’ll just have to down a few more beers to help sort out my dilemma!!

Like Janner, you're confused about your sexuality? Let me help you. You have a simply choice:-

Vote either:

YES you are definitely straight; or
NO you are definitely not gay.

Simple, ain't it? :grin:


Not that simple AAC.
I’m afraid that don’t help, I’m definitely straight! And I’m still a definitely maybe rating.
Now if you really want to campaign for the yes party try adding something to do with free beer and grog for every ex and serving matelote I’m sure you would get bucket loads of votes.
 
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