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mikh

MIA
NZ_Bootneck said:
Don't be fooled by the Noist rhetoric, you know that for a Land Fit for Heroes and for your children's children, a yes vote is the only sure fire way to keep beer prices down and our women and jobs safe.

Do'nt believe a word from these yesists, do you really want to vote for some one who sya yes to everything that comes out of their leaders mouth (the commen term is 'yes men (women)'. They have no back bone, they will not stand up for you or our country.

The only way forward is a resounding NO vote.

Vote NO, You know it makes sense
 
mikh could be on a winner here

NO body cares
NO body will cut taxes
NO body will increase Defence spending
NO body will stop illegal immigration
No body will return Capital Punishment
NO body will cut tax on alcohol to Spanish levels
NO body will ban Cyclist in London and other cities
NO body will restore Traffic Police and ban speed cameras
NO body is interested in YOU
NO body wants to preserve the value of your Pension
NO body wants to sort out the NHS
NO body will restore discipline to under 18's by force

You get the idea, make you own slogan.

Nutty

ps I am begining to think I may vote Yes
 
Decisions, decisions, being in two minds as it were, and being unsure of my position on the grounds that I`am married, and having only her word for it that the children are mine, or indeed hers, I feel that there may be a compulsion for people who like pols, to vote for anything, that maybe either for or against a motion for which they were not prepared, it would appear that this pol comes into that category, so for this very reason, and this very reason alone, I shall wholeheartedly vote ...................................
 

mikh

MIA
Nutty said:
mikh could be on a winner here

NO body cares
NO body will cut taxes
NO body will increase Defence spending
NO body will stop illegal immigration
No body will return Capital Punishment
NO body will cut tax on alcohol to Spanish levels
NO body will ban Cyclist in London and other cities
NO body will restore Traffic Police and ban speed cameras
NO body is interested in YOU
NO body wants to preserve the value of your Pension
NO body wants to sort out the NHS
NO body will restore discipline to under 18's by force


You get the idea, make you own slogan.

Nutty

ps I am begining to think I may vote Yes

Or to look at it another way nutty

NO to bleeding heart liberals
NO to tax rises
NO to defence budget cuts
NO to open borders
Feck you got me on this one, let me think about it and I'll get back to it
NO to increase on beers wines & spirits Duty
NO to trafic calming and bus lanes
NO to speed cameras
NO to looking the other way
NO to taxation of pension schemes
NO to Government meddling in the NHS. let the Docs and Nurses tell us what they need
NO to light sentencing and the meddling of the euro courts in out legal system

Is a no vote looking a little more attractive now Nutty?
 
I'd have liked the sailorly option to vote AYE, but was forced instead to vote YES...

YES for more defence spending
YES for a bigger Navy
YES for the preservation of (hairy) Stokers
YES for the reintroduction of the RUM RATION
YES for alcohol to be as cheap as in WARM, SUNNY, Nuttyland
YES (on the subject of chocolate) to FREE nutty
YES to free condoms
YES for NOH plays
YES for NO nonsense from teenage and elderly louts
YES for the abolition of the NO vote

YES! YES! YES!

Down with the NO-ALLs, the KNOWS and the NOSE! The NO's will never have it, the NO's KNOWS nought.
 
mikh said:
Nutty said:
mikh could be on a winner here

NO body cares
NO body will cut taxes
NO body will increase Defence spending
NO body will stop illegal immigration
No body will return Capital Punishment
NO body will cut tax on alcohol to Spanish levels
NO body will ban Cyclist in London and other cities
NO body will restore Traffic Police and ban speed cameras
NO body is interested in YOU
NO body wants to preserve the value of your Pension
NO body wants to sort out the NHS
NO body will restore discipline to under 18's by force


You get the idea, make you own slogan.

Nutty

ps I am begining to think I may vote Yes

Or to look at it another way nutty

NO to bleeding heart liberals
NO to tax rises
NO to defence budget cuts
NO to open borders
Feck you got me on this one, let me think about it and I'll get back to it
NO to increase on beers wines & spirits Duty
NO to trafic calming and bus lanes
NO to speed cameras
NO to looking the other way
NO to taxation of pension schemes
NO to Government meddling in the NHS. let the Docs and Nurses tell us what they need
NO to light sentencing and the meddling of the euro courts in out legal system

Is a no vote looking a little more attractive now Nutty?


I am afraid not you lost me on the first one as I do have a reputation to protect of being a resident, tree hugging, greenpeace-nick, Liberal Fundamentalist.

The rest look great except as a resident of another EC Country I do believe in Open Borders and driving into Portugal at 120K's on a three lane motorway and the only difference is they car clock has to be put back 1 hour.

Nutty Votes or do I is this aEC Election or only for the UK??? :lol: :roll: :lol:
 

mikh

MIA
Nutty said:
PPPS Which party the Yes's or No's is going to introduce a European Law of Human Responsibilities.


NUtty

Nutty that has got to be the No party mate - No more human rights before human responsibilities.

And I maybe did go a litle bit to far with the bleeding hearts bit.

So go on how about vote no.
 

dt018a9667

War Hero
Now I’m in a right quandary. Being a definitely maybe I don’t know what to ill just have to have another beer and think about it., decisions decisions (hic)
 

frayedknotarts

Badgeman
"NO-body knows de troubles I've seen..."

"NOrth To Alaska"

"NO matter where you go, there you are..."

"NO, NO, Nanette!" (Bad dog! Down!)

"NO Rest for the Weary!"

So I voted Liberal.
 
mikh said:
Nutty said:
PPPS Which party the Yes's or No's is going to introduce a European Law of Human Responsibilities.


NUtty

Nutty that has got to be the No party mate - No more human rights before human responsibilities.

And I maybe did go a litle bit to far with the bleeding hearts bit.

So go on how about vote no.

OK you smooth tongue barsteward I have voted NO, now you can return to you Expense accounts and ignore me for another five years.

Nutty
 

mikh

MIA
Expenses Nutty, whats them, I'm just a poor ex jack trying to earn a crust, but cheers for the vote.

The No party will never forget it's supporters!
 

mophead

Lantern Swinger
I'm confused......can someone please layout the policies of both parties???
I think we need a Third Way Party
 
mophead said:
I'm confused......can someone please layout the policies of both parties???
I think we need a Third Way Party

You won't like the third way. Us of the NO party come round and smack you on the snot locker.

Tomorrow the Yes Party came and shaft you as they will do if they gain power. You supply the KY Jelly.

Nutty
 
Nutty said:
PPPS Which party the Yes's or No's is going to introduce a European Law of Human Responsibilities.


NUtty

You made the WRONG choice Nutty, the NO party have tricked you. They believe in NObody taking NO responsibility for NOthing! NO is neggers. NO is the first two letters of the word NOzzer....


Bugger, I should have voted for the NOZZER party!

Ignorance is bliss! Stupidity is not a vice! That's our motto!

Therefore vote YES to the NOZZER party.

Vote YES to NO, and KNOW your YESsirs from your NOHs...


...I'm all confused... too much coffee... eh oh, I think I'm going tree-huggingly mad....


So what's new?
 
dt018a9667 said:
Still a definitely maybe oh well I’ll just have to down a few more beers to help sort out my dilemma!!

Like Janner, you're confused about your sexuality? Let me help you. You have a simply choice:-

Vote either:

YES you are definitely straight; or
NO you are definitely not gay.

Simple, ain't it? :grin:
 
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