Politics

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  1. A little boy asks his Dad "What is Politics?"
    Dad says "Look at it this way. I am the head of the family so call me the Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money so call her the Government. We have to take care of your needs so you are the People. Nanny represents the Working Class and your baby brother is the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

    Later that night he hears his little brother crying and on checking finds that he has soiled his nappy. He goes to his parents'
    room and finds that his mother is fast asleep. Not wanting to wake her he goes to the Nanny's room where he finds his father in bed with the Nanny. The next morning the little boy says to his father "I think I know what politics is all about."
    "Good" says his father" now tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

    The little lad replies " the Prome Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is asleep,the People are being ignored while the Future is in deep shit"
     

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