Political Bollocks

taffscrivs

War Hero
What gets me is that if they manage to capture these people on film lugging a fecking great R.I.B. across the beach why can't the Frog authorities leg onto the beach and take a sledgehammer to the outboard motor? Without a means of propulsion they aln't getting far...
 

fishhead

War Hero
What gets me is that if they manage to capture these people on film lugging a fecking great R.I.B. across the beach why can't the Frog authorities leg onto the beach and take a sledgehammer to the outboard motor? Without a means of propulsion they aln't getting far...
I was thinking of a something more basic. A sledgehammer sounds too much like hard work for the frogs so how about a nice sharp Stanley knife( or similar) applied to one part of the RIB and sea time would be very limited.
 

Wightsparker

War Hero
What gets me is that if they manage to capture these people on film lugging a fecking great R.I.B. across the beach why can't the Frog authorities leg onto the beach and take a sledgehammer to the outboard motor? Without a means of propulsion they aln't getting far...
Or a good sharp knife into the rubber bits, and sell the motor on Frogbay.....
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
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LifebuoyGhost

Lantern Swinger
I like the idea of the moment they set foot on blighty they get sent back to France....reduces incentive...though frogs quite happy to slope shoulder them to UK....
Well that’s what everyone with the slightest bit of CDF knows is the only answer but none of the Politico’s dare speak the words till now - even the frogs must know this - it would be over in a fortnight but the human rights brigade would melt the internet if they thought for a minute it was going to happen
 

Ballistic

War Hero

Macron makes grovelling apology to clowns for comparing them to Boris Johnson

Emmanuel Macron


A social media uproar by clowns and their allies has coerced the Elysee Palace into responding to a report that the French President had privately compared clowns to the joke without a punchline that is the Prime Minister of the UK.

Simmo Pierrot, a performer from Brighton who specialises in that weird crying clown thing that is as creepy as it is depressing, said that the apology from Emmanuel Macron was welcome but the incident highlighted the prejudice people like him faced.

“We’re not stupid. We know we’re much more associated with evil than laughter nowadays but that’s no excuse. It’s one thing being linked to anarchist criminal masterminds or even cannibal nonces, but when we started being compared to lazy dishonest posh twats who are all surface and no substance, then a line has been crossed."

https://newsthump.com/2021/12/02/ma...o-clowns-for-comparing-them-to-boris-johnson/
 
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